MsVonOnBass🎸

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Happy Halloween. Scary, scary times indeed.

Ugh...should've known he'd simp for... nevermind😔

Current events got me feeling like this. IYKYK.

Things are fucked up out here, but have the best day you can.

I don't believe a word any of them say. Not a single word.

Sticking your fingertips under running water for 3 seconds after using the bathroom is NOT washing your hands. It's just splattering your piss & shit everywhere. And then you have the nerve to wanna potluck🙄

Quit being a nasty germ-spreading neanderthal and wash your damn hands😤

During my drive to work this morning, it dawned on me that at my big age, I find myself in a perpetual state of starting over in every aspect of my life.

It's scary and exciting at the same time.

His name is Jay Carney

I want some catfish.

That's it. That's all.

Same goes for any woman who's hovering over her man at the barbershop...

Sis, stop that. It's giving desperate, insecure, and weird.

Men that go to the nail salon with their women and just sit right next to her and not get services themselves...it's giving jealous, insecure, deranged, uber controlling.

Blink, sis, if you're in danger.

I absolutely HATE shopping for clothes. And for shoes. I don't find it enjoyable🤷🏾‍♀️

Thanks sis💙

Thanks. I'm resting. That all I have energy for.

I've got the damn flu. Not a bad cold that folks mistakenly call the flu. A whole ass Influenza A. In the middle of a heat wave. I wasn't this sick with covid☹️

It happens more than you'll ever know😄

You're in your car. You grab your purse. It's the wrong end. All your shit falls out😐

Every dem should be doing this, and with a few cuss words for added emphasis.

I hope y'all are paying attention.

Masses showed up, were counted, selfied and tagged wearing cute tshirts and carrying slogans. Kinda like being at a folk festival. So what's the ACTION PLAN to undo the damage done when not enough of y'all massed your asses on those ballots to prevent this shit?

I'm not riding with people who can't control their rage while driving. The idiots you're yelling at can't hear you.

Anybody know what's happening at The Pank? Is it coming back or what 🤷🏾‍♀️

Real feds don't cover their faces.

OMG, this is literally me right now, stomach growling extra loud😬

He doesn't give a good fuck about "the law" so why should you? Quit playing your game and play his.

Only you can....

Finish the sentence

Can make me feel this way🎵

That part.

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So, I guess "reverse racism" is a thing now.