Shart (evil fart)

NAUUUUR 😭😭😭

Pretzels and crackers mix is such a joyous snack

Omg fedy five bear

Carved banana (pretend it's a pumpkin)

I don't have a pumpkin but don't wanna feel left out this year

Squeaky hammer toy

This

Mmmmmaaaaayyyybbbbeeeee

Can I legally change my name to fart? Like actually?

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Just remembered that fnaf movie 2 will have jack black voicing the puppet like what the heck

But I'd still prefer mayo over heinz ketchup. I want to taste tomatoes when I have ketchup, not vinegar!!! And the runny texture is kinda gross

Mayonnaise is the lamest sauce and I stand by it. It's only good if you add a bunch of spices or some other sauce to it, otherwise it's just too plain. Burger, sandwich, salad, anything with ONLY mayonnaise just becomes slightly wetter, not flavourful

If neds were food they would be marshmallows, prove me wrong

I had a dream that there were pancakes in the fridge... I was excited to wake up only to be disappointed by reality

That's a unique one 🤔
But unfortunately I don't really have peanut butter lying around and it's usually not easy to find in our convenience stores

Good morning on behalf of all hex bugs in your phone 👾

Thank you, I'll try that next time and see if it helps

you know i'll be in the corner taking notes.

Idk if it's normal but I'm cursed with hiccups and I've been since even before I was born. It starts out of nowhere and I can't get rid of it. It must happen 2-3 times in two days and then I'm good for months. Holding breath, drinking water and all that doesn't help, it must stop on its own

Haven't tried it, but I'm always eyeing this emoji 🧆 looks delicious

I still would feel too guilty to eat him even if he was a meatball

you are my robot voices

Oughhh I'm tired of sneezing qhat the hell is happening I don't feel ill

Magic eight ball that says yes, no, maybe and all that

What about this thing

Maybe not meatballs, but falafels 🧆 as far as I know they don't have meat

Imagine meatballs but they look like frogs

I feel so stupid today yet everything makes sense

Why does this sound menacing

Tyler wearing very long socks... Perhaps not socks

That's a suspiciously long sock tho

I love this spherical frog

Fpe!!! At first I thought I got dirt on it or something but it turned out to just be the vinyl itself