Curmudgeonly Capricorn

(I know I'm being pedantic, but this kind of thing makes my face twitch.)

That's always been the case.
My beef is not with the actions, themselves. We should help people. Always. Do it. It's with the weird obsession with renaming things, as if using different words makes the same actions more awesome. And with the weird villification of the word "charity."

💜 Thank you!

Yep, that's a nope!

I don't do general consults; I specialize in medical, so I can't raise my hand for you here, but I feel your pain! I'm sorry that happened to you!

Wow, crazy about how they had the wrong time! If that happened to me, I'd apologize, reschedule, and offer a refund/discount. It takes me hours to prep for an appointment. Winging it terrifies me! 😱 😭

You only get to call it "mutual aid" if everyone receiving aid also gives something back to others.

That's LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD MUTUAL.

There is nothing wrong with "aid distribution" or "charity."

Stop butchering language by calling things the wrong words.

/rant

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This happened multiple times throughout the evening, on various subjects.

Needless to say, this is why I don't talk much in public. 😅

And then I thought, "OMG, nobody will find that interesting. Don't say that out loud." 🤪

Parties always remind of what a nerd I am.
For example, last night at a friend's bday party, people were talking about loving the cheese platter.
My first thought was "Cheese is high in a chemical called Tyrosine, a neurological exhilarant. That's why we love it so much. Isn't that interesting!?"

Watch out, folks! There are lots of idiots trying to make a quick buck in the natural health domain, who are not properly trained. I wish there were a better way to manage this, but here we are.

At the health food store. Their Milky Oats tincture was not milky in color... Don't trust it! Properly tinctured Avena Sativa should have cloudy "debris" in it.

Also, none of their Lion's Mane was double extracted. Lion's Mane must be double extracted to be effective.

You guys. You didn't read it closely.

"He is speaking to the black and brown voters who don't want him to support Mamdami"

All three of them.

We all have days when we feel like this, know what I mean?

💜

I am not OK. Parenting teens is kicking my ass. 😅

It is mind boggling, how many people confuse talking with doing.

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In positive news, we are restoring the natural prairie habitat 😅

Why are we listening to podcasts hosted by 12 year olds with tans?

You are cute! 💜

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Aww. Older siblings can be so mean...

Yep, I used weights. Sometimes it doesn't get sour. (Apparently this means not enough sugar or too much salt). Sometimes it molds (not enough salt).
I followed the goddamn recipes!

I hate stuff like this. People say "oh it's so easy"

AND THEN IT'S NOT

I have tried 6 or more times, now, to make sauerkraut, and it has failed every single time. I followed the recipe closely. I learned the principles. But it keeps failing.

Easy, my ass!

Yes, I am! Just in time for the heat wave from hell!
🤣