shhrekkyy

gm I forgot about this app

opens Twitter, posts something, mutes it, gets off twitter for rest of night

I do like that there’s no DM’ing feature here so the weirdos can’t send me weird shit

in other news, look at pretzel and some of her family 🥹

Exactly!! And a lot of the blocking is because of people harassing the other person or just simply bad things happening. When they’re blocked, you can exist on the same app without having to deal with each other, but not anymore

If I had someone to pay even half my bills for me, I would simply work as much as I already do, or even work harder, and use that extra money to spoil them

blue for da sky💙

CUTIE

You precious angel

I never question why I’m single

staying in bed until 2pm when I have lots to do today wasn’t the plan but here we are

4 photos to describe you:

got to spend my friday night with my little bestie 💛

you had me at Taco Bell & shrek 🫶🏼

so this is what we are using now?

oh my goodness I forgot about this app

a shaggy yellow-haired dog with brown eyes stares directly at the camera. it is wearing a blue service dog-like vest that says "Not keen on men"

when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean

I WANT KISSES😩

Positivity of the day 💕

forehead kisses for you!!!

in case you forgot how cute I was, here 🫶🏼

i usually just think about iced coffee and that time they told pluto it wasn’t a real planet

LADY BONER GONNNEEEE HE DRY HUMPIN ME AND HUFFIN LIKE A DOGGGGGGG

my monthly “I forgot about this app” check in 🫡

Unless you’re paying my phone bill, I have zero obligation to reply to your texts in any sort of urgency if I do not want to, and please do not forget that 🫶🏼

I’m the one w no ass 🤭

I love this 💀

okay that’s valid. I say all that like I don’t have a million drafts on the twitty bird

I AM SO TIRED