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Ex-paramedic. Corporate sellout. Unexpected Master's Holder. Solidarity forever. Militant yinzer. he and also him, often his as well.

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semi-regular reminder that Saint Patrick was a Bretonic Roman charlatan, heretic, and genocidist who hunted the celtic pagan druids to near extinction. Snakes were often used as marks of office for druids as symbols of wisdom and authority. Saint Patrick "drove the snakes from Ireland" by genocide.

13.10.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

single white male looking for someone who will endure me poorly singing "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and "London Bridge" at every wedding we go to

11.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as a socialist, I agree

20.09.2025 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

best i can do is play runescape

18.09.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Part of a hand, palm up holds an altered Sol Ring over a green cutting mat. The Sol Ring has a solid black circle in the upper left quarter of the card. The rest of the card has dashed lines in all the colors of the Bear flag.

Part of a hand, palm up holds an altered Sol Ring over a green cutting mat. The Sol Ring has a solid black circle in the upper left quarter of the card. The rest of the card has dashed lines in all the colors of the Bear flag.

This one is really giving #edgeofeternities vibes, but it's my take on the Bear flag. Keep your eyes out for some spacier color pallette rings in the future though.
#magicthegathering #mtg #magic #alter #Alterist #bear #cardalter #artist #acrylic #paint #solring

11.07.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

because the game and tabletop also seriously downplay how overpowered space marines are and they aren't even the top tier

a custodian by themselves kills every spartan

01.04.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Malum Caedo soloed three greater demons and won

Chief gets wiped by a named Ultramarine

01.04.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

A picture of a painted miniature for Warhammer 40,000. The miniature is a humanoin male in basic combat armor, wearing a green great coat, black gas mask, and carrying his regimental standard. He is part of a Death Korps of Krieg command squad.

also hi bsky it's been a minute

i paint warhammer now

01.04.2025 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is your regular reminder that as terrifying as your lore universe is

a space marine in any mark of power armor except the Gravis config of Mark X and any terminator plate can run at 40mph for sustained periods of time

master chief would get pulped i hate to say it

01.04.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LETS GOOOOOOO

05.03.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

50 years old, harvard and university of london, btw

10.02.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 248    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

for no reason in particular iโ€™m thinking about the fact that ~1/3 of californiaโ€™s firefighters are incarcerated individuals making slave wages. also thinking about the fact that in november california voted against an end to forced labor in prisons.

10.01.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unrelated i'm learning yo-yo now

10.01.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Having a history of domestic violence and misogyny is a much more reliable predictor for committing an act of terror than having a military background

The military doesn't have a monopoly on hate, which is a lesson we should have learned during GamerGate. But apparently we didn't

03.01.2025 19:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

You could stick a thousand divorced men in a divorced man compression machine and still not make a guy as divorced as Elon musk

03.01.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1433    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Woman making silly face with a plate of French toast sticks

Woman making silly face with a plate of French toast sticks

We got French toast sticks, Redbull, AND TARKOV DROPS BABYYYYYY!

Drops now have FIR status so be sure to tune in and get some goodies! Lurks & tabs appreciated ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅฐ

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

02.01.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I HOPE YOURE DOING WELL โค๏ธ

02.01.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HI IVE MISSED YOUR LOVELY FACE

02.01.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Offer it for $30-40 and see how the numbers trend and go from there - if it still feels like you're undercutting yourself...stop. If it doesn't generate enough additional income, reconsider pricing

01.01.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early morning reminder that the resist accounts and the networks of Blue anon accounts are not here to help in any meaningful way. They are here to stifle dissent and attack Anyone who is critical of the Democratic Party.
Itโ€™s a pacification mechanism, not a resistance to fascism mechanism

31.12.2024 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 510    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

real

29.12.2024 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

narc

22.12.2024 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that would work i think

20.12.2024 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thinking the people that celebrate the death of one of the most insidious and evil CEOs were all trump supporting women is genuinely insane and funny because of how out of touch it is

14.12.2024 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

due to inflation, you now have to hawk threeah

14.12.2024 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 343    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Woman in athletic clothing

Woman in athletic clothing

Breakfast and Watchers for Day 5 before I hit the gym!

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

11.12.2024 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman holding up a peace sign

Woman holding up a peace sign

We got some lofi music, Words on Stream, and breakfast. Come chat & start your day with us. ๐Ÿฅฐ

Subathon day 2 with 46.5 hours on the clock lol

Twitch.tv/DarlinSincerest

08.12.2024 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Countdown timer for a stream-a-thon for 99:33:15

Countdown timer for a stream-a-thon for 99:33:15

Dude lmao

10.12.2024 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Woman holding a plate of pancakes

Woman holding a plate of pancakes

Cat napping in front of a PC

Cat napping in front of a PC

Countdown with 100:21:15

Countdown with 100:21:15

Cat snuggling as a little spoon

Cat snuggling as a little spoon

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ Iโ€™m so humbled by all the love, kind words, & generosity so many Pocket Amigos have shown. We have our tattoo livestream with Sandy tomorrow evening, baking Thursday, & a Jack Skellington cosplay for Friday the 13th. ๐Ÿค— #cosplayer #twitch #streamer

10.12.2024 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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