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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. In this land, however, you'll have to settle for the occasional bit of cyclopean wisdom. And/or nonsense.

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But there are less new things to learn, so there is that.

01.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A flock of 25 turkeys on a lawn

A flock of 25 turkeys on a lawn

I've called all the flag-rank turkeys together so that I can share my profound wisdom on how best to eat bugs from the lawn.

And if I see any I don't like the look of, I'll fire them immediately, because I'm in charge.

01.10.2025 13:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think she is stalking you

23.09.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Headline reading "Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds."

Headline reading "Fish Buttholes May Be The Reason We Now Have Fingers, Study Finds."

Bravo, headline writer, bravo!

22.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it won't stop nukes in lead lined shipping containers.

19.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Government is how we stop the selfish from destroying the common good.

The current problem is that the selfish have seized control of the government.

27.08.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator shot.

25.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UK, very pro-Ukraine. Generally that Trump is dithering, appeasing Putin & that Trump is so inconsistent anything might happen on Friday. Strong hints Putin has something on Trump (Epstein?). Also that Trump is driven by vanity & is desperate to be awarded Nobel Peace Prize. Neither leader trusted.

14.08.2025 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just need to make the list so long they can't do anything about it.

06.08.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget the blowtorch, a flame thrower. No more screwing around.

05.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Canada is on fire. Everything is fine.

05.08.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget the blowtorch, a flame thrower. No more screwing around.

05.08.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like narcissistic sociopaths? He better not leave D.C.

25.07.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Trump starts renaming sports teams, it's only a matter of time before he wants one named after him.

And NEW YORK PEDOS just doesn't sound right.

21.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"The Victory of Gravity"

"The Victory of Gravity"

Ship name checks out

20.06.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
An alien from the game No Man's Sky named Scout Maga

An alien from the game No Man's Sky named Scout Maga

They are spreading...

20.06.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Anyone who thinks a Governor appointing someone to a board means they know each other has never run anything more complex than a lemonade stand

16.06.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WRJ represent!

14.06.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't actually want illegal immigrants?

MAKE IT A FELONY TO HIRE THEM!

But that would solve the problem and then it couldn't be used to manipulate dimwits into voting against their own interests, or as an excuse to erode our rights.

12.06.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fox Business

Elon Musk's net worth plummets by $34B amid escalating feud with President Trump

Fox Business Elon Musk's net worth plummets by $34B amid escalating feud with President Trump

If we needed any more proof that most investors realize Trump has corrupted the government for his own purposes...

06.06.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Eisenhower's prepared statement in case of failure. How did we go from leaders who took responsibility to ones who take money and shift blame?

06.06.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gas prices will be going down, but it will be due to the coming tariff caused recession reducing demand.

06.06.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Propaganda is effective on those who like what they hear and accept it as true.

Don't accept something as true just because you'd like it to be.

06.06.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking forward to the MAGA Night of the Long Knives!

04.06.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He stopped the government from investigating his companies, he got what he paid for.

03.06.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only he hadn't made it worse with the moronic and/or corrupt cuts to the IRS enforcement division!

03.06.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a poll. Fingers crossed!

01.06.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

His widdle feelings were hurt

30.05.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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