Mark "Piprrr" Coletti

@timcast - i went to a diner with my girlfriend and was told it was a 20 minute wait after only a few minutes a couple walked in and was seated right away. i complained and left right away i dont tolerate bullsh t and dont tolerate people who think should care when they do @the guillotine impier responds - tim do you know what a reservation is

My super power apparently is getting to the airport just in time to board.

How to Get Rid of "Citizens United" We can do away with it without a new Supreme Court. Nor do we need a constitutional amendment. There’s a far simpler way.

If you’re looking for something to do, start working on overturning citizens united in your state. States control the power corporations have. Take their political power away with a ballot initiative. Here’s how: open.substack.com/pub/robertre...

FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...

Fearing they are about to be kidnapped, Minnesota man and woman drive straight to a police station, with Trump secret police agent in the car. The agent, who’s on “temporary detail for an operation,” did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.” Total insanity.

ICYMI — Trump’s White House posted a video of Santa’s “Naughty List” of media outlets/reporters (showing who is doing their jobs… a badge of honor)

Nothing fascist or authoritarian about this at all!

You know, I'm 70 years old, and I've been thru hell, climbed close to heaven, and touched back down here on Earth, which had everything necessary for humans to thrive. Greed has destroyed much. Maybe it's too late to save it. But we need to try.

So good.

Bannon and Epstein

Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves

Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars

Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.

Holy crap!!

THOMPSON: You blamed the shooting of Guardsmen solely on Joe Biden. Who approved the asylum for this same person?

KRISTI NOEM: This individual that came in---


THOMPSON: No. I want to know who approved----


NOEM: *keeps talking over Thompson*


T: I don't want to file perjury charges against you

There’s pages on threads fully dedicated to posting these predators. We need more attention on how much of an issue this is.

BREAKING: The U.S. has seized a sanctioned oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela in a major escalation between the two countries (Bloomberg)

you know who else blamed a minority group for every problem in their nation instead of addressing the issue?

AP: “Hundreds of immigrant children lingered in federal detention beyond a court-mandated limit, some more than five months… Attorneys highlighted the government’s own admissions to longer custody times, contaminated food, lack of medical care…” apnews.com/article/immi...

Exclusive: Tax prosecutions plunge as Trump shifts crime-fighting efforts Federal tax prosecutions fell to their lowest level in decades this year, declining more than 27% from the year before as the Trump administration cut the ranks of attorneys and agents who pursue thos...

Federal tax prosecutions fell to their lowest level in decades this year, declining more than 27% from the year before as Trump has cut the ranks of attorneys and agents who pursue those cases.

Trump is helping all of his rich grifter buddies. www.reuters.com/world/tax-pr...

Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol · Dec 8 🚨#BREAKING: The University of North Carolina Asheville has completely REMOVED all of its "ALL-GENDER" bathroom signs. It has replaced them with "SINGLE OCCUPANCY RESTROOM" signs.

There's a post over on Twitter that I've been laughing to myself about. Some right-wing guy is celebrating that a school took down "All-Gender" bathroom signs and replaced them with "Single Occupancy Restroom" signs. And like... it's the same thing, man. You're celebrating a pointless relabeling.

The EPA is wiping mention of human-caused climate change from its website Some pages have been tweaked to emphasize ‘natural forces’; others have been deleted entirely.

Article:

The U.S. Southwest's disappearing precipitation is also due to human-driven climate change, according to report The Colorado River Basin, like much of the southwestern U.S., is experiencing a drought so historic—it began in 1999—that it's been called a megadrought. In the basin, whose river provides water to se...

The U.S. Southwest's disappearing precipitation is due to human-driven climate change, per report

The Colorado River Basin, like much of the southwestern U.S., is in historic drought due to human activity. It's unlikely to rebound until we do something about it.

#drought 🧪
phys.org/news/2025-12...

Excellent News
It can be done
Wtg all campuses of the
University of California

I was walking in the country a few weeks ago, on a windy day, and I realized that as the wind shifted it was making different sounds as it blew through the branches of different kinds of trees.

Fifty-six years on earth, and I never heard that before.

Go for a fucking walk, assholes.

Always decon your old fume hoods thoroughly before taking them home for child care use.

There are so many uncanny similarities between this timeline and Nazi Germany that it’s almost unbelievable.

In 1957 nine Black students tried to enter Little Rock Central High after the Supreme Court struck down segregation.

Saturday those same steps became a stage for about two dozen out of state neo Nazi white supremacists.

America under Trump.

Comfort AND joy, in this economy??

Stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto IKEA

Oh shit, it's Stylish But Illegal Monkey Day