I bore witness to a bird possessed of a red so rich it might lead one to wonder whether its metaphorical wealth was derived from the breath it stole from my lungs
06.04.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@depressed-laughter.bsky.social
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I bore witness to a bird possessed of a red so rich it might lead one to wonder whether its metaphorical wealth was derived from the breath it stole from my lungs
06.04.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one in the world will ever appreciate my naked body as much as I appreciate my own naked body, I fear I've set the standards too high
14.03.2025 03:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The great thing about being transfem is I can now follow all the hot girls I want in the name of transition goals. I'm not horny on main, I'm just discovering mentors for my journey
14.02.2025 07:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Sounds like Kanye needs to watch 21 Jump Street again
08.02.2025 06:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Normalize taking a big, messy bite out of a cheesesteak while in the midst of telling an enrapturing story
18.01.2025 01:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am so delighted to have been part of this great video by @depressed-laughter.bsky.social ❤️🔥 The interviews are all excellent, and are edited together for a truly enjoyable watching experience. 🥰
16.01.2025 11:10 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Fight your programming, wait five minutes after you've sat on the toilet before you start shitting
10.12.2024 05:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is Dr. Squatch doing to Sydney Sweeney, let her parents out of your dungeon you degenerates
17.11.2024 10:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(Upon encountering three guards at a crossroads)
First guard: Hello traveler, one of the other two guards only tells the truth and the other only tells lies.
Me: Great, and tell me what your deal is.
First guard: I fly into a murderous rage whenever someone asks a question.
Me: Wait, wha-