Gonna open a juice bar in the Gaza Riviera called Ben and Donnie’s Ethnic Cleanse

Everyone that voted to confirm RFK Jr should have him make all their families healthcare decisions. No problem, right? Right?

I have a family member who works for the government and they’re requiring all employees to sign a loyalty pledge to this administration. Do it or be forced to quit.
This is “freedom”.

Coincidence?!?!

People forget and people become ignorant when previous dangers are tamped down or eliminated for long enough. Most anti-vaxxers never saw anyone with polio or a baby with whooping cough. Barely anyone is left alive who fought fascism in Europe so there’s no reminders of past threats. Explains a lot.

What’s next? Hollywood Starlet Ambassador Harvey Weinstein?

RIP

Dad Stuff:
I want the title “Lighting Director” bc it’s sounds better than “Guy Who Always Turns Off the Lights”

If the truth was stuck on her own ass she couldn’t catch it with both hands.

“Let them eat Big Macs.”

In NOLA the West Bank is East of town.

Oligarchy 2.0

I don’t wish for this but hope the next 4 years will be so bad that just before we go off the Cliffs of Tyranny (*in Vizzini voice iykyk) we lurch back towards democracy. The Arc of History rebounds from the weight of hate and greed and bends back towards justice and equality. I hope.

Pence shaking his hand ranks with RFK Jr. eating McD’s