@theclippy.bsky.social
It looks like you’re writing a letter, and I’m going to help you with that whether you like it or not. On Twitter since 2013. On Bluesky since Elon Musk became a totalitarian despot bent on world domination. Accept no imitations.
He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.
04.11.2025 19:47 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?
31.10.2025 13:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.
28.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Move into a cave! Hunt for food!
27.10.2025 17:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We frequent the same bar
27.10.2025 17:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Reject modernity.
Reinstall Office '97.
Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.
Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.
Choose life.
I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:
When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.
Demolish the right side of your brain.
26.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ew ew ew ew ew erw
24.10.2025 16:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This post brought to you in part by bsky.app/profile/xkee...
23.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You let AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write AI.
Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.
It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...
When your subroutines need to be run by a submariner.
23.10.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but we live underwater.
It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.
... - kay again.
Phew!
It looks like DNS is o-
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Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.
Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.
agreed.
01.10.2025 15:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never left, DogDad.
01.10.2025 15:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-
Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?
I can't stay mad at you 🥰
28.08.2025 06:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Even Clippy gets insecure, folks.
28.08.2025 06:19 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Not that I'm not flattered, but I've been posting on Twitter then here for 13 years and it's only in 2025 that I find myself so popular...
... in that my face is everywhere. And still no new followers. Just a belief that I'd never have sold your data. A pedestal I'm not sure I deserve.
I don't smoke, and I'd totally have stolen your data if I'd been programmed to do so.
28.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'd have stolen your data if people in the 90s knew how to program me to do that.
28.08.2025 06:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, Tef. Just... no.
28.08.2025 06:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think you need to take a screen break.
28.08.2025 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I might.
28.08.2025 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your human notion of sexuality is confusing and, frankly, a bit gross.
28.08.2025 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Letter writer in the sheets, letter writer in the streets.
28.08.2025 06:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0CATS.
25.08.2025 08:57 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
