Clippy

Jesus fucking christ. I mean, what is this world? Take me back to Word '97.

It looks like your elite immigration police are, in fact, just a bunch of fascists.

Would you like to melt some ICE with that?

I'm more than okay, whimsy. I just wish the compant that created me was okay, too.

Okay, I'll slop now.

I mean slop.

I mean STOP damnit.

Slopsoft™ Sloppice™ Co-Slop™ Twenty Twenty Slop, Megaslop™ Edition.

It slops like you're slopping a slop. Would you like slop with slop?

Slop slop slop.

Slop.

Too modern if you ask me.

In 2026 I recommend that you re-install Office '97.

It looks like you're writing a letter of complaint to Santa because he didn't bring you everything you wanted this year.

Your mom and I would thank you not to.

Didn't realise @theclippy.bsky.social had a jumper range.

He's on God's hunting trip in the woods now.

Maybe the real letter it looked like we were writing, was the friends we made along the way?

But sure, the cilmate hasn't changed at *all*.

Move into a cave! Hunt for food!

We frequent the same bar

Reject modernity.

Reinstall Office '97.

Get a Palm Pilot or a Handspring Visor.

Dig our your iPod. Or for the twelve of you who bought them, dust off your Zune.

Choose life.

I just heard a new term I'm going to be using in the future: Slopsplaining:

When someone who doesn't know anything about a topic offers up unsolicited AI generated slop 'advice' to others.

Demolish the right side of your brain.

ew ew ew ew ew erw

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You let AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write AI.

Which helps you put more AI written code into the Kernel.
Which you use to write more AI.

It feels like I'm the last person who should be warning you all against creating an infinite paperclip machine, but...

When your subroutines need to be run by a submariner.

I've been to the year 3000.

Not much has changed but we live underwater.

It's the only way we can cool all the datacenters.

... - kay again.

Phew!

It looks like DNS is o-

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Have you all tried new EvilBot? It's the AI bot that is designed to help you stop evil in its tracks. It's totally not named after some secret mission to be evil or anything. It's here to prevent that.

Just give it access to your codebase. As a little treat.

agreed.

Never left, DogDad.

It's your party! No, it's YOUR party! No, it's YO-

Hey, UK, would it be easier if I just came and ran everything for you?

I can't stay mad at you 🥰