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The last time I had decent neighbours was 2005 😩

Oy vey!! No, we would mutter loudly. But maybe I should be more not British about it

Would non-Brits say something?! Gasp

Possibly? We have said stuff before, but not often because who wants to be that neighbour. I’m getting closer though, because I’m very close to losing my shit

The smallest Upstairs has been jumping on the spot for genuinely five minutes and I feel like I’m losing my mind

Sneaky bastard, hiding in plain sight

It’s horrible, so icy. My husband used to let me put them between his thighs to warm them. I should’ve known it was over when he stopped 😂

Hooray!! I feel your pain, literally. I’ve been known to have a HWB under my feet and another on top. Your poor feets

Still

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Ah, such a beautiful thing. Fucking Americans

What I really enjoy is Americans, who cannot spell or pronounce most things, complaining that ENGLISH people don’t speak English

WiFi is borked, on 5G like a cavewoman

Fascinating, who knew?!

Can you get here faster?

I am fascinated to learn that rabbits are very cat-like in many behaviours. Alternatively, all pets are buggers

I just slept for six consecutive hours for the first time in decades and now I can see the atoms moving in solid objects good god I’m immortal

My mother, who I love and adore, must never be allowed technology. She bought a video doorbell (not ring) but didn’t realise you have to pay for the service it provides too. She thought it was stored for free. Oh Mumma

Dose em up baby!

It is half term. The kids upstairs are off. Send vodka/diazepam/assassins

Oh! And happy Chinese New Year - Year of the Fire Horse. A year so dreaded for producing terrifying and dangerous women that the birth rate dropped every time it occurred. 🔥🐎

I’m a 22. And nope, not me at all

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Night xx

Ha! Feckin crop tops do my nut. They don’t cover my boobs!

Gaaaah. What a shit

the interview and stuff every month.
Have you spoken to your doctor? Some NHS trusts will prescribe it

I’ve stuck with the same company because they do it a bit cheaper if you commit for a few months. The higher the dose, the more expensive. You start on a low dose, and increase it gradually. To be fair, most companies are the same price, give or take a couple of quid, it’s not worth the hassle of

I’m so pleased for you lovely. I understand feeling better in yourself, being big wasn’t comfortable, my body didn’t feel like mine x

Amazing! Has it had any impact on your health stuff like doctors always say it will? x

That’s good. People who can talk us down are the best xxx

Just been told off for using Mounjaro. By an anti vaxx, racist, ableist, TERF. I have never been less sorry in my life