Panny

Vitamin D3 and K2

I'm putting them NEXT TO MY BED.

Ah I do have some and I keep forgetting x

Nah we should shout about this stuff and let people celebrate with us.

5 years ago, my best mate lipped off about making duct tape, "Aw ye need is a duck, a screwdriver, a blowtorch and a big, fuck aff knife!" I sent him this pic, entitled, "Let's do this!"

Bluesky, my fingernails are not well. They're soft and weak and splitting. Googling just tells me to have all of the vitamins and minerals. Not totally helpful. Anyone had any experience or have any suggestions plzthanxbye

You're never going to last till week 2 if you go shopping 😂

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Ah fair enough. I get really cold and need it on but I do very quickly get too hot. We're in a rented house. We will have a gas fire when we buy something. Central heating's pretty shit anyway but mine is having a period or something.

Shiiit.

Yes, bacon butty run fridays 😩

Same. And I'm still waiting for the heating to come on.

I might get one leg in...

On Christmas morning, Ralphie unwraps his least favorite gift: an embarrassing pink bunny onesie from his overbearing Aunt Clara. The scene where Ralpie comes downstairs in the bunny onesie, but my face is badly photoshopped in.

Morning Bluesky! X

It's December 2nd. Let's open another door on my advent calendar of badly photoshopping my stupid face into various Christmas movies.

Door 2: A Christmas Story.

Fuck Starmer

Yep.

I can think of maybe 4 Wham. Only 2 solo?

Ooh chuffing hell, I'd be sweating and ripping it off in no time.

Never go to bed angry.

Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.

Yep!

An adorable raccoon.

Whamageddon's usually pretty easy for me. I don't go out and I don't watch telly. I'm not saying I'd recommend it as a lifestyle choice but you have to count all the wins.

I'm impossible to please. I hate being cold but I hate being hot. When I get sweaty in the summer I'm evil. Might not be so bad if we had air conditioning.

☹️☹️☹️

I'd be a bit of a disappointment, I fear.

I haven't. I've seen plenty of chicken feet and that scaly skin just doesn't appeal to me. Chicken body skin 10/10, chicken feet skin...😬

Chinese fried rice, duck in sauce, ribs, salt and pepper chicken, spring rolls.

Treated my nervous system to a Chinese feast.

Black cotton earring embroidered with white thread

Pic 🙄

Thought as I'm stressed to fuck, why not finish my earrings? The sides are disintegrating while I try to sew them so I've got the superglue out.

Ah yes.

Has it reached full nomnomliciousness?