creeper.

its called cute aggression iirc

In 1984 I was hospitalized for being negative five years old

unfortunately i was born quite recently and can't view it

the kid who doesn't care that you broke your elbow

you know what? i'm gonna say it.

i don't care that you detransitioned.

A cat saying “do you like my silly hat?” While another cat says “you are an enemy of Christ.” Comic/art by @Nyazsche

Literally this

This guy pays for Twitter.

happy birthday

I'M PART OF THE GENERATION THAT:
• Respected Our Parents
• Played Outside
• Drank from the bong
• Hit each other with hammers
• Ate the whole flag

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blue sky

elon musk being alive proves the deep state isn't real

yeah so we accidentally put ebola at the store where eggs used to be, but only for like a week

"Keep you're friends and enemy's closer" - Machiavelli, The Art Off War

i opened bluesky and you were just there

oomf

I just watched Chappell Roan give her acceptance speech and she’s like “give us health insurance” and I could not fucking love her more I swear

turns out when transphobes said we need to “follow the science” what they meant is delete it and hide all traces of it

it was refreshing opening this comment and it not being filled with the usual stuff

ohh

900 number?

I'm not convinced that the politics of the killer matter more than the politics of the act.

we know america is evil just eat the turkey

everyone should learn morse code so we can send each other little messages with our car headlights

@youtube you guys should remove the skip button on ads

blue sky

whenever i think about how threads is a failure of a platform i remember that truth social is somehow even worse

Viprin is extremely weird

#starving