Self care is splurging on dog treats.

TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

Casually referring to “my crush” but I’m just referring to the fall of capitalism.

Not ICE. Border Patrol. They’re wearing Border Patrol uniforms with clear Border Patrol patches on them.

There are many videos of ICE officers doing outrageous stuff but a lot of the absolute worst videos are of Border Patrol, who are basically Bovino and Miller’s most aggressive tool right now.

pointing a Glock right at a journalist.

YEAH. 😤

Love is a store where I can’t afford anything anymore.

I switched to tidal years ago because they pay their artists a bit more and I’ve never heard a word about Joe Rogan on there. I’m happy with it.

Important:

Congress has a $79/day allowance for food!!

And they get free healthcare!!

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

Toad suddenly realizes that Frog is not on the sled with him. From "Down the Hill" In *Frog and Toad All Year*

Toad looked around.

He saw that Frog was not there.

“I AM ALL ALONE!” screamed Toad.

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

I don’t have two wolves inside of me, I have these fucking idiots.

A flock of small brown birds gobble up Toad's delicious cookies. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Frog took the box outside. He shouted in a loud voice, “HEY, BIRDS! HERE ARE COOKIES!”

Birds came from everywhere. They picked up all the cookies in their beaks and flew away.

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.

Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

Maybe today is the day.

Hunger

They say you catch more

flies with honey.

Dead bodies
also work. The question

is why you want
flies at all.

Trust me. They will come
soon enough .

I’ve heard they visit
the eyes first.

Michael Bazzett

Image courtesy @taraskurtu.bsky.social

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I paid a man to bring fudge to me.

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