Orphan_Devour

That they are all born as supernatural princes and princesses? Yes.

Honestly I bet that is some premo weed, though.

I needed that fucking laugh so bad lol

shit gets you so high you forget about electricity

Looks like they would have a pair of those lit up batons they wave for airstrip landings... Cuncle Amir, as a former tsa worker, you wouldn't happen to have a pair of those, would you?

Papa Meat.

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My uncle got me this but I haven't used it. Might now. For vodka cranberry.

My next book? 😆

And oddly? Hamsters.

Take care! You deserve and are worthy of rest.

But only after turning and blowing ass in their general direction, right?

Does it? Fuck. We've BEEN shorthanded

Hell yeah. (All puns are intended and are the ultimate form of comedy.)

Him sure as hell am.

back in my day politics wasn't about being nasty it was about being a Policy Wonk and trying not to sound too much like the Orson Welles ferris wheel speech from The Third Man when describing the societal role of government

One could hope.

I do miss when we'd go swimming and take an entire bag of regular cheeseburgers. Whole sack of them for like 5 bucks. Plus they have coke icees.

Careful, they may snag.

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

Sitting there like a sphynx 🥹

Who else is down there? I'm curious of their offenses.

Maybe a bunch of midwesterners for saying "No, Yeah" or "Yeah, no?"

They would merely pad my fall.

We are way past disagreement at this point.

Joust arcade video game

#arcade

OK, he's cute as hell.

Merry Thymus

Extra meat legs 🦵 😋 was my nickname in highschool

I hope he's prepared for your alter ego. Carol Drankwine.

A little thrown together poster board with Spock that reads Live Long and Prosper in rainbow lettering.

@spockresists.bsky.social
I thought you might like this.

Made it a decade ago when I was a part of a peaceful counter protest when some sillies came to stir their dumb anti-shit.

It isn't the best but it got the point across.

Sometimes I feel really really bad about myself. Like REALLY bad. But at least I'm not making a dragon's hoard of cash by letting someone smack me ar---- wait a minute. I have an idea. /jk

Hellraiser pokédemons? Say less.