My rating - 8/10.

Candyman would kick Nic Cage's ass. Tony Todd is great in this film.

"Not the bees!" indeed.

Candyman (1992)
Dir: Bernard Rose
Starring: Virginia Madsen, Xander Berkeley, and Tony Todd.

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My rating - 8/10.

No, I don't want to play. Dolls are naturally creepy.

Child’s Play (1988)
Dir: Tom Holland
Starring: Catherine Hicks, Chris Sarandon, and Alex Vincent.

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My rating - 8.5/10.

I had such a raging crush on Winona Ryder. This movie has some very quotable dialogue.

Heathers (1988)
Dir: Michael Lehmann
Starring: Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, and Shannon Doherty.

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My rating - 7.5/10.

This movies entire premise certainly still hits.

The Stepford Wives (1975)
Dir: Bryan Forbes
Starring: Katharine Ross, Paula Prentiss, and Peter Masterson.

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My rating - 7.5/10.

A Lovecraftian horror film on an awesome train with a heck of a cast. This is a quality horror film, and it's easy to find online, so check it out.

Horror Express (1972)
Dir: Eugenio Martin
Starring: Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and Telly Savalas.

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My rating - 7.5/10

"His bite is outta site!"

Blacula (1972)
Dir: William Crain
Starring: William Marshall, Denise Nicholas, and Vonetta McGee.

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My rating - 7.5/10

I'll never see curling irons the same way again.

Sleepaway Camp (1983)
Dir: Robert Hiltzik
Starring: Felissa Rose, Mike Kellin, and Katherine Kamhi.

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My rating - 6.5/10.

Great tagline.
Good poster.
Decent slasher film. Jamie Lee Curtis, as usual, is the highlight.

Terror Train (1980)
Dir: Roger Spottiswoode
Starring: Ben Johnson, Jamie Lee Curtis, and Hart Bochner.

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My rating - 8/10.

This movie has a sense of dread that many slasher films do not.

Black Christmas (1974)
Dir: Bob Clark
Starring: Olivia Hussey, Margot Kidder, and John Saxon.

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Japanese poster for EYES WITHOUT A FACE (1960)

Directed by Georges Franju

Starring Edith Scob - BOTD in 1937

Black and white photo of The Cramps performing on stage in the late 1970s.

The Cramps

My rating - 10/10.

I might not have typed every single tiny little syllable, but basically I made a review, yeah.

Army Of Darkness (1992)
Dir: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, and Marcus Gilbert.

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My rating - 10/10.

Groovy.

Evil Dead II (1987)
Dir: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, and Dan Hicks.

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My rating - 10/10.

The sequels are more fun, but the original is legitimately creepy.

The Evil Dead (1981)
Dir: Sam Raimi
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, and Hal Delrich.

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My rating - 9/10.

This is the best zombie movie not directed by George Romero. Really fun cast, fun dialogue, and a great soundtrack.

Check out that soundtrack.

The Return Of The Living Dead (1985)
Dir: Dan O'Bannon
Starring: Clu Gulager, James Karen, and Don Calfa.

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My rating - 4/10.

I don't like this movie much, however, I'm keeping the DVD from "Something Weird", because it is loaded with extras.

Bonkers, wild extras.

Rattlers (1976)
Dir: John McCauley
Starring: Sam Chew Jr, Elizabeth Chauvet, and Dan Priest.

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