Dal

Y'know, when you think about it, the lips are just the sphincter of the face

Of all the people who are certain they don't need deodorant, more than half of them are kidding themselves and their peers are afraid to mention it

‼️ MORE of this energy 🔥
BRAVA ✊🏽 Rep Becca Balint ‼️

I have to say, it's refreshing to see SOMEONE in government yelling about this shit. May tensions only grow.

Impeach.

Arrest.

Imprison.

I just heard someone say that Trump's blood type is butter 🤣

How DARE you force me to google "Sonichu" to find the correct name

Ugh, US commentators feel silence the way a slug feels salt

Death Cab for Culty

I will donate to the defense fund of anyone who punches this man in the face

BEHOLD THE TERRIBLE WRATH OF THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR

They're now saying the government shut El Paso airspace down over a.... party balloon. They deployed laser anti aircraft weaponry. To pop a balloon.

I'm not sure which reason is worse, honestly

That's what I'm hearing. Some rumors about cartel drones, which is unlikely but not impossible. The Coast Guard has been intercepting amateur submarines for a few years now

Here in America we call that 3rd Degree Murder

They reopened the airspace with no explanation????? WHAT HAPPENED

🤣 I walked right into it omg

Words that get grosser the more you repeat them: Milk

What the hell is he doing NOW

We need to teach them to fear the mob, which is very, very real

Christ almighty I WISH that was a dad bod

I feel disgustingly lonely for a guy surrounded by people who love him.

You have an English accent?? American women LOVE an English accent. And at this time a great many of them are interested in... being elsewhere.

Strike while the iron's hot, because you've got a shot, simple as

What is wrong with his typing? Each post is missing a whole ass word

New Core Memory Unlocked: Your Teenage Child Laughed At Exactly The Right Moment To Skewer Your Self-Esteem

Not all dogs were created equal.

Fucking sick, best one I've seen yet

We can start by having Trump die behind bars

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

I reckon there's quite a bit of blackmail going on to prevent exactly that