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@dalstrus.bsky.social

38, he/him, married, bi/pan If Found, Please Return To: @razzygiggles.bsky.social Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins

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I just did this with Spotify. Tidal seems to be the only fash-free option atm

24.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Is there supposed to be some kind of article behind this link?

23.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow! For just a second there I thought you'd posted a picture of an undercooked piece of chicken. You see it right?

23.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I realized earlier that the benches in Lumiose have a hostile architecture design... in a city where the player can never go inside anywhere and all doors are closed to them... out in the elements with wild animals and aggressive strangers....

P:ZA is just a homelessness simulator

23.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That bitch! How dare he argue with your lovely wife

23.10.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need a midday energy boost, holy fucking shit:

23.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 808    ๐Ÿ” 246    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Skip the part where you react to the hypocrisy, it's intentional and deliberate. The message is that they are above all laws and norms, and will enforce them selectively.

Instead ask this: why do Republicans feel entitled to do whatever they want? And what do they REALLY deserve

23.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was 120 years old. Our senile billionaire president just tore it down to build a gaudy ballroom that will be converted into office space the instant a democrat takes office

23.10.2025 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my goooooddddd I just got a queen sized weighted blanket

23.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Manโ€™s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them

Manโ€™s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them

Manโ€™s Heart Stops As Speaker Asks Audience To Turn To Person Next To Them https://theonion.com/man-s-heart-stops-as-speaker-asks-audience-to-turn-to-p-1819577130/

23.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1123    ๐Ÿ” 106    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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No wait hold up, #pokemonZA even has hostile architecture?!

The game set exclusively in PokeParis where you cannot enter ANY BUILDINGS has HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE????

THIS IS JUST POKEMON: HOMELESS EDITION

23.10.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No wait hold up, #pokemonZA even has hostile architecture?!

The game set exclusively in PokeParis where you cannot enter ANY BUILDINGS has HOSTILE ARCHITECTURE????

THIS IS JUST POKEMON: HOMELESS EDITION

23.10.2025 12:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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There is a BOYCOTT of Spotify now that they have decided to run ICE recruitment ads. #boycottspotify

Let's give them the treatment we gave Disney not long ago.

20.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1169    ๐Ÿ” 425    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's official: I canceled my Spotify plan, specifically explained it was due to the ICE ads, and then permanently deleted my account.

#boycottspotify

#fuckICE

23.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, we CAN imagine if a Democrat did that. Yes, we know the response would be totally hypocritical. We also know this is performative and deliberate, and not worth further comment.

We really need you all to move past the last ten years of naked spite and catch up with us in the present, please.

22.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Geez what the HELL did they do to those servers

21.10.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's incredibly lucky. You can fall off a cruise ship in the middle of the day and still drown before they can spot you. The speeds and distances involved are significant, and boats don't have brakes. That's before you find out if sharks are following hunting for scraps

21.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because a computer simulation could theoretically be hacked, and therefore they could BE god

21.10.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg yes I missed classes today. That's gonna suck.

20.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naturally I'm home sick with a raging double ear infection the day half the internet disappears

20.10.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've been like this since Reagan, we just couldn't confirm with each other until the internet got big

19.10.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[Please direct this Foolish American toward the nearest tourist trap; feel free to ask for a tip, they will probably overpay you without question]

19.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks like the family trauma chart I just did in class

19.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

18.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14449    ๐Ÿ” 3577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 146    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283

Got to troll a pro-life "debate" on TikTok. Dude was constantly interrupting and insulting this woman trying to talk. I got the chat started laughing about how emotional and hysterical he was being, to the point where she called him out on it.

Wouldn't you know? He got even MORE emotional

18.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liberal in the streets, communist in the sheets; call that seizing the means of reproduction

18.10.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: I'd like to eat now please

Microwave: Here's your scalding hot bowl of cold food, bitch

18.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in an office .

Oh neat a new pokemon game is out, let's see what the various reviewers have to say about OH NO ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

17.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's the block

17.10.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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