satty

gonna be more evil and scheme more in 2026

oh god the seasonal depression is showing up 2 months earlier than expected someone call in reinforcements

a man??? in this economy?? be so fr rn im so deadass

getting spooky out here ppl im responding to men on the apps!! someone save me from this hell scape we’re in

You can’t stop people from mailing abortion pills.

signed up for the 3rd year in a row I really am my own worst enemy fr

one thing about me imma watch a marvel movie

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

it’s 230am and I can’t stop watching edits of Oscar Isaac please someone free me I’m gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

Turning into my dad (sending hate comments to politicians after one drink)

guys don’t worry if you need me I’ll be at the 7/11 DJ stage shaking ass

mission complete ‼️‼️‼️

wasn’t gonna drink today but damn I miss Mac Miller like a mf’er

i’ve come to the conclusion I could never go on any kind of tv show I refuse to be perceived and won’t let my ops see a bad camera angle of me

brat tour video ended got in an uber to go back to the function i will not be stopped

left the function to go home to eat leftover meatloaf + mashed potatoes and watch the brat tour we are not the same

worst part of having an april fools bday is falling for fake annoucements by companies and getting excited plz tell me WHY I fell for the food festival on the red line AND baggu toolbox drop today 😭

help how can I hijack a bar TV to play the Bad Bunny Calvin Klein ad on repeat

high school musical is camp!! and im tired of ppl pretending it’s not

sorry I didn’t text back I was busy hunting down ceramic mini purses

moving to Chicago has been the best thing to ever happen to me I love this damn city sm

Reverting back to my default settings (playing Switch, Broad City, bubble baths, buying expensive home decor and hyper-focusing on taking care of my plants)

fully re-entering my ACNH phase don’t talk don’t text

back on my bullshit

signed up for the polar plunge for the 2nd year in a row idk why tf I think this is a good idea again they’ve been out all day with pick axes trying to break up ice for an entry point into the lake for tomorrow

so we moved to bluesky

Why is everything a scam now

Something we'll be hearing more and more I think

lucky for y’all I have arrived to blue sky (only here to hold my username) ✨