gonna be more evil and scheme more in 2026
01.01.2026 08:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sohawkward.bsky.social
they/she π«ΆπΌ funding abortions one day at a time deeply unserious xoxo
gonna be more evil and scheme more in 2026
01.01.2026 08:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh god the seasonal depression is showing up 2 months earlier than expected someone call in reinforcements
21.09.2025 04:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a man??? in this economy?? be so fr rn im so deadass
12.09.2025 02:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0getting spooky out here ppl im responding to men on the apps!! someone save me from this hell scape weβre in
12.09.2025 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You canβt stop people from mailing abortion pills.
09.09.2025 02:50 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0signed up for the 3rd year in a row I really am my own worst enemy fr
09.09.2025 03:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one thing about me imma watch a marvel movie
09.09.2025 03:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sleepy time bear
It's Friday night baby
19.07.2025 03:01 β π 10772 π 2137 π¬ 91 π 109itβs 230am and I canβt stop watching edits of Oscar Isaac please someone free me Iβm gnawing at the bars of my enclosure
31.08.2025 07:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldnβt write it
26.08.2025 23:41 β π 45555 π 11450 π¬ 1254 π 390Turning into my dad (sending hate comments to politicians after one drink)
23.08.2025 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0guys donβt worry if you need me Iβll be at the 7/11 DJ stage shaking ass
09.08.2025 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0mission complete βΌοΈβΌοΈβΌοΈ
21.07.2025 01:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wasnβt gonna drink today but damn I miss Mac Miller like a mfβer
21.07.2025 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0iβve come to the conclusion I could never go on any kind of tv show I refuse to be perceived and wonβt let my ops see a bad camera angle of me
16.05.2025 04:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0brat tour video ended got in an uber to go back to the function i will not be stopped
04.05.2025 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0left the function to go home to eat leftover meatloaf + mashed potatoes and watch the brat tour we are not the same
04.05.2025 02:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0worst part of having an april fools bday is falling for fake annoucements by companies and getting excited plz tell me WHY I fell for the food festival on the red line AND baggu toolbox drop today π
02.04.2025 02:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0help how can I hijack a bar TV to play the Bad Bunny Calvin Klein ad on repeat
23.03.2025 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0high school musical is camp!! and im tired of ppl pretending itβs not
18.03.2025 02:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0sorry I didnβt text back I was busy hunting down ceramic mini purses
11.03.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0moving to Chicago has been the best thing to ever happen to me I love this damn city sm
10.03.2025 02:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Reverting back to my default settings (playing Switch, Broad City, bubble baths, buying expensive home decor and hyper-focusing on taking care of my plants)
23.02.2025 01:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0fully re-entering my ACNH phase donβt talk donβt text
14.02.2025 05:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0back on my bullshit
28.01.2025 18:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0signed up for the polar plunge for the 2nd year in a row idk why tf I think this is a good idea again theyβve been out all day with pick axes trying to break up ice for an entry point into the lake for tomorrow
25.01.2025 05:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0so we moved to bluesky
15.11.2024 04:53 β π 13556 π 2197 π¬ 239 π 52Why is everything a scam now
Something we'll be hearing more and more I think
24.01.2025 02:18 β π 5216 π 591 π¬ 70 π 27lucky for yβall I have arrived to blue sky (only here to hold my username) β¨
22.11.2024 20:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0