mindflakes

I contain one multitude

I'm working on a completely original new memory for me to remember

I love to walk down an overgrown woodland path that gradually becomes less and less of a path as it goes on until I emerge howling from a dense thicket on the far side of the country several weeks later

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel

If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you

If two strong friends lift each other off the ground at the same time they will soar through the air forever

If anyone has heard of like a grail type object I’ve been thinking of starting a quest. Just lemme know. Can be like any kind of cup with any kind of longevity power

Any fun weekend plans? Dining out? Catching a movie? Searching the catacombs beneath an ancient city for a powerful talisman whose discovery sets right what once went wrong

"It came to me in a vision" is an appropriate response to 90% of questions. For the other 10% there's "how dare you speak to me"

stuffing a rotisserie chicken full of batteries

We must learn the language of worms

(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants

Posting nostalgia bait like "Remember the hatchery? Remember nutrient paste? Kids these days have no idea what it's like to be nurtured by the silent voice of the Hidden One"

Messed up the salt circle at the bus stop today and a real estate agent walked right up to me 🫨

I am planning a slumber party with my dog

Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car

jeans can be so tricky. but they are so important

inventing a fun new game where you get really wasted and put all your kitchen knives on the floor with the lights off. i call it Scary Floor

Q: What does this mean?
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Q: Why did you post this?
A: Also unclear
Q: Could you stop?
A: Very sorry

I like pointing at wretched little huts next to railways and pump station buildings and saying "that's my house"

they should corrugate more stuff

You can be a dog person, a cat person, a person person, a dog cat or a worm bird, but you must never be a fish horse

I'm an enigma, wrapped in a banana, covered in foil, and popped on barbecue

When I’m hankering for an evening meal, it’s gotta be Dinner™️

I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that

what are some beginner noises for someone just getting into sounds

DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog.
ME: Woow

i like to think of the kitchen as the “food zone,” because it’s where you store your food, it’s where you cook your food, and depending on your layout it might be where you eat your food. at first i was annoyed that this wasn’t getting any engagement but then i realized that i hadn’t posted it yet