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My own mother, the queen of Christmas; the woman who wants to open an entire Christmas store when she retires, just said Die Hard IS a Christmas movie. So there you have it. End of debate. #DieHard

Do Rip and Kayce ever come to some camaraderie or am I asking too much of this bummer of a show?

Yellowstone has been a show for 6 years? Where tf have I been?

High and watching Deadpool & Wolverine

Elektra: I’m tired of this shit; I’m tired of hiding

Me: *gasp* Jennifer Garner said “shit”

A photo of Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan who both disappeared. The caption says: If you ever feel like you've been forgotten just remember there was another person in the plane when Amelia Earhart went missing.

Not gonna lie: I'm a historian and I had no idea there was a second person on that plane. His name was Fred Noonan.

We've all been a Fred at one point in our lives 😂

Alternate a couple episodes each! This would be too hard for me to decide🤣

a man with a beard is standing in a room with a skull poster on the wall and says `` sushi sushi sushi '' . ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a room with a skull poster on the wall and says `` sushi sushi sushi '' .

My boyfriend and I made a promise to have sushi together once a month. Whether it’s at a fancy sushi place or picked up from the sushi counter at the grocery store, it guarantees we make time for each other to still go on “dates”. Tonight is sushi night & it’s all I can think about!

This is the coolest shit I’ve ever seen!

Māori MPs briefly suspended the Aotearoa parliament’s attempts to reinterpret their founding treaty in the most bad ass use of the Haka I’ve ever seen.

Just learned Patton Oswalt is on Bluesky and I am thrilled!

And fights that weren’t scripted

When did everyone stop owning back scratchers? Every house had one. That was a legit invention.

I’m more grossed out watching this movie than I was watching The Substance; no wonder Guillermo del Toro praised the film🤣

When I think of the Capricorn zodiac sign this is what I picture.

Also Buc-ee’s Nuggets when you’re stoney baloney hit different

This child must’ve seen some shit already in her life because I would never have followed a faerie into a dark staircase in the ground at night.

I watched this movie back in like 2007 when you could still rent DVDs from Blockbuster, I hardly remember this movie and holy fuck he just beat a man’s face in with a bottle!

Damn the Captain is a dick.

Just smoked 🍃💨and now I’m about to watch Pan’s Labyrinth. Here we go.

Putting an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health is like putting the Unabomber in charge of the mail.

Trained enough this week that every muscle on my body is sore, so rest day it is, today. I truly cannot wait to get home after work and get high out of my mind tonight . I’ve earned it.

Pillars of Creation through MIRI | JWST

I understand people tip poorly, they always have. But imagine being SO shitty as a person that after receiving above exceptional service from your minimum wage server, (who doesn’t need to care that much because no one at his job does) you leave NO TIP. Imagine being that POS. I could never.

Friday eve on what has been a very long week. I deserve a donut.

Exactly

Ready to be weird on another social