Oh, no, dear.
I don't have the figure for jeans anymore.
19.01.2026 16:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ALAN TITCHMARSH NUDE
25.11.2025 22:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF DIARRHOEA THIS MORNING.
I MUST HAVE EATEN SOMETHING THAT DISAGREES WITH MY DELICATE STOMACH.
PROBABLY THOSE PRAWNS...
22.07.2025 06:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Irony is probably lost on you, isn't it, dear?
Love Beryl
25.04.2025 10:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Racist
25.04.2025 09:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
THIS RABBIT NONSENSE ISN'T GOING TO END THE NEEDLESS BLOODSHED IN UKRAINE, IS IT?
BLOODY GROW UP.
24.04.2025 18:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
MY GARDEN ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE FULL OF CAT SHIT.
I DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT.
LOVE BERYL
24.04.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
People shouting at cars.
It's a bit pathetic really, isn't it?
Love Beryl.
30.03.2025 10:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
All of it.
Love Beryl.
30.03.2025 10:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sorry - I posted this here by mistake.
Love Beryl.
30.03.2025 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
April 2nd would have been my cousin Edith's birthday... but she's dead.
Love Beryl.
30.03.2025 10:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It gives me horrendous wind.
Love Beryl.
30.03.2025 10:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
No thank you, dear.
23.03.2025 21:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I MET HIM ONCE.
HE WAS AN ARSEHOLE.
LOVE BERYL.
28.02.2025 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ONLY FANS
26.02.2025 00:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I DIDN'T THOUGH, DEAR.
MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR THE ENGAGEMENT.
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I AGREE, DEAR.
I'M A WOMAN IN MY 70S, AND I DON'T WANT TO BE SUBJECTED TO THIS DEVIANT FILTH.
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 13:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NO, DEAR - IT'S JUST AN EXHIBITIONIST TART GETTING HER NAWKS OUT ON THE INTERNET.
LOTS OF LOVE
BERYL
16.02.2025 13:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
WHO, DEAR?
I KNOW THAT BILL TARMEY DID A VERSION - BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY COMEDIANS SINGING IT.
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 11:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
IT'S JUST A SONG, DEAR.
WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO BE SO HATEFUL?
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 11:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I USE STERIOD OINTMENT ON MY PSORIASIS, DEAR.
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SEND YOU SOME?
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 11:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I WOULDN'T FEED THAT MESS TO A STARVING DOG, DEAR.
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 11:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
IT LOOKS FOUL, DEAR.
LOVE BERYL
16.02.2025 11:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
OK
THANK YOU DEAR.
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
HELLO DEAR.
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BECOMING A STRIPPER?
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
@jamesmayes.bsky.social
HELLO DEAR.
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHOWER CURTAINS?
I COULD REALLY USE SOME HELP.
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ALSO, WASH YOUR DISGUSTING MOUTH OUT.
THERE'S NO NEED FOR LANGUAGE LIKE THAT.
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
HELLO MARGARET.
DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM RECIPIES?
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
NICE LITTLE THING.
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:11 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
NO, I'M NOT ON THE FACEBOOK, DEAR.
LOVE BERYL
15.02.2025 19:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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