MURIEL THOMPSON

he/she wanted me to choke on it but my gag reflex wouldnt allow for it i did ask peter if he wanted to try but the fat fucker would rather eat his sausage roll
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why is it important that you are disabled and gay i am disabled and old does that matter
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i just dont think you should be fighting if you cant eve figure out what genitals you have
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ive just had the weirdest experience where someone who looked like a woman showed me their penis and I don’t know what to do about this the person who did it to me is called @laurensworld1.bsky.social
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then they can expect to me maimed and met with the fullest force of my defences i don’t care if your child got hurt they should not have been trespassing on my property
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just had the police at my door because apparently some children were maimed climbing over my wall they are trying to take me in for an interview but my husband peter won’t let them because he was high up in chain of command driving train if these little bastard want to encroach on my property 1/2

dont be ridiculous women shouldnt be flying planes we should be at home raising our kids and looking after our husband
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if you shut down replies does that make you a coward dear
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2/10
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that is disgusting
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i have never taken a single vaccine in my life because they are poison if you take them you are a fool
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stop being so silly why would he need to steal your money if he is the richest man in the world maybe you just didnt earn one
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oh for crying out loud isnt it enough that you follow me around bingo now youre here
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i fell over today trying to get up off the toilet and nobody found me for 3 hours i was just left lying there with my knickers around my ankles my husband peter couldnt hear me shout because he was too busy with his model trains the useless sack of shit
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and what exactly qualifies you to comment on this dear apart from your liberal entitlement of course
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can you eat these mushrooms and do they make you happy asking for my friend beryl she loved a rave back in the day
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it was me you walked past dear and i was wearing my new smell musk
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i was at bingo on friday and i got a chinese afterwards but it ended up giving me the shits so ive not gone anywhere today because im scared i will shit myself again
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cheese smells like my feet
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Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
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hello wilma i dont know if we will say many more but I wont mind because they are getting colder
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thats a good idea are they hard boiled

is there anything you can take to help
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urgh
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please stop
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get used to it because your grandparents and aunt had to
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911 is the number for the police dear i dont see the issue
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Some little shits have taken to using my wall as a goal for their stupid games and keep kicking their ball in my garden then they climb over and take it back I have now superglued some broken bottles to the top of my wall lets see the little fuckers try it again
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your mum is right you are being dramatic dear
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I went to book my funeral today and they offered me a payment plan what is the point in that i could be dead before i finish paying it off the stupid fuckers
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