Liz C

We are all Mark Carney.

Okay but everyone is busy revisiting Y2K fashion as a retro thing and nobody IDed the queen of low rise jeans and mini skirts? Sad!

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice Photographer captures 20-minute clash between birds emblematic of Canada and US amid high political tensions For the second time in weeks, a Canadian icon has emerged as the unlikely victor in an existential battle on the ice. Mervyn Sequeira, an…

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice

Advice from Canada

Spotted in Canada…

Now is a good time to check your titers especially if you can't remember the last time you got an mmr. Check your vaccine records to make sure you revived it. Or just say fuck it and get a booster. And if you're not vaccinated now is a good time to get vaccinated

When Richard Nixon was recorded calling Pierre Trudeau "that asshole Trudeau" on the White House Watergate tapes, Pierre famously responded to the press: "I’ve been called worse things by better people."

A great line, then and now.

Trudeau said today that Canadians who boo the American flag and anthem are not booing their friends the American people, they are booing the American government.

We the people are supposed to be the American government. Clearly, that is no longer what we are.

Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us.

That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

I knew this would happen, but it's still surreal to hear another nation's leader talk to us in a televised address the way US presidents have historically spoken to the citizens of countries led by dictators and despots.

Christ in a Red Robe, by Minerva Teichert, 1945, 📸 by Brian Babineau

It is a game 7.

Because Auston Matthews is known for playing well in game 7's
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Per the rules, Canada gets Minnesota.

Trump 0-2 #Eagles #Canada

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

I stand corrected

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

Delta offers $30,000 to each passenger on jet that flipped in Toronto The payout for passengers “has no strings attached” and does not affect their rights, according to a Delta Air Lines spokesperson.

Delta Air Lines is offering $30,000 to each passenger on a regional jet that crashed and flipped upside down in the snow on Monday while landing at Toronto Pearson International Airport.

HANG IT IN THE NATIONAL GALLERY OF CANADA!!!!

And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶

CANADA TAKES HOME THE FIRST 4 NATIONS FACE-OFF CHAMPIONSHIP IN OVERTIME 🇨🇦🏆

Connor McDavid wins it in OT

It's the Gulf of Canada now

Canada being the best at hockey and the best at everything and you can never defeat us and CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.

VIVE LE CANADA! 🇨🇦

A bet's a bet. The USA becomes Canada's 11th province.

I feel like Premier Walz and Premier Wab would just be besties

As a consolation prize, the U.S. gets a fascist dictatorship led by an unelected autistic South African.