brittany schray

Today a child was trying to figure out his waist size so he could order pants. He was using Pythagorean theorem.

help my husband

Watch with sound on

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

Who are the hot Seahawks

taste of the South fireside s’mores dip

HEB…..hello

How do you teach teenagers who can only focus for 90 seconds

These are a lot of words I never anticipated reading in that order

Spent my 4am screaming in tiktok comments at Texas liberals who think they should vote in the Republican primary to stop Ken Paxton anyway I’m starting a magnesium supplement

Bidet hive rise

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

They didn’t show him speaking at the round table to get her out this ep so I hope that’s a sign he’s getting a loser edit

Rob from Love Island is soooooo good at Traitors

Shakespeare couldn't write it better #TheTraitorsUS

screenshot from hatch alarm app of the ambient rave sound bath

My alarm clock has been taking me to a rave before bed all week and wow I could not recommend this more

I need school districts to stop using AI to make their snow day announcements. I don’t need a picture of a frozen cartoon eagle, I just need information!!!!!

Emma Stone in Bugonia

I’m halfway through my first knitting project but what if -

I gave up WWE for ethical reasons (I’m not paying for ESPN) but wow I love the royal rumble who would like to adopt me this weekend

love to watch Mamdani’s cute little updates meanwhile my town wants to drop bus routes from DART and replace them with a ride share partnership 🤮

do we think Jeff Probst hid the Texas immunity idol in Dallas 😏

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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm

via hearts530

Do any readers use the Margins app? It’s the first book tracking app I actually like but I have zero friends :(

Michael Shannon perhaps TOO hot?????

In my professional opinion

The guy playing Grant in Death by Lightning is NOT hot enough

There is no such thing as other people’s children It is intolerable

"We are out there in every place they are, showing them that every person in this city is one of our own, that there is no such thing as other people’s children, that collectively we are not afraid of staring them in the eye," @erikhane.bsky.social writes from Minneapolis.

I had 30 kids dead silent typing an essay today and someone FARTED and everyone stopped typing for the longest three seconds ever!!! I am god’s strongest soldier for not laughing

Just needed Rapaport to leave for #traitors to get good!!!!!!!

Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:

- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home

I’m behind on the news but suddenly self conscious about ordering whole milk in my coffee :(