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Also esteemed medical practitioner that enjoyed boat living

16.02.2026 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Garfield. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Garfield. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

James A. Garfield (1831โ€“1881), the 20th U.S. president, rose from an Ohio log cabin to Civil War major general and longtime congressman. Elected in 1880, he fought political corruption but served only 200 days before being assassinated by Charles Guiteau.

16.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
John Amos. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.

John Amos. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.

John Adams (1735โ€“1826), 2nd U.S. president, was a leading Founding Father, Harvardโ€‘trained lawyer, and early advocate for independence. He served as diplomat in Europe, helped negotiate the Treaty of Paris, became the first vice president, and later shaped the young republicโ€™s political foundations

16.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Richard Roundtree as Shaft. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Richard Roundtree as Shaft. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

William Howard Taft was the 27th U.S. president and later the 10th chief justice, the only American to hold both roles. Born in 1857, he rose through judicial and administrative posts, shaping law and government with steady, pragmatic leadership.

16.02.2026 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 201    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Firing FBI Chief of Counterespionage Peter Strzok is exactly what happens in Russia to those who oppose Putin.

If this doesnโ€™t give you pause nothing will.

16.02.2026 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 646    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Issac Hayes.  Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Issac Hayes. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Rutherford B. Hayes (1822โ€“1893), the 19th U.S. president, ended Reconstruction and advanced early civil service reform. A former Union general and Ohio governor, he won the fiercely disputed 1876 election and sought national reconciliation while promoting government integrity

16.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Jesse Jackson. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Jesse Jackson. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Andrew Jackson (1767โ€“1845), the seventh U.S. president, rose from frontier poverty to national fame as a War of 1812 hero. Known as โ€œOld Hickory,โ€ he expanded presidential power, founded the Democratic Party, and enforced controversial policies including Native American removal

16.02.2026 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 66    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Chester Cheeto. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, itโ€™s very dumb, but I hope you enjoy it!

Chester Cheeto. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, itโ€™s very dumb, but I hope you enjoy it!

Chester A. Arthur became Americaโ€™s 21st president in 1881 after James Garfieldโ€™s assassination. A Vermontโ€‘born lawyer and former New York customs collector, he surprised critics by championing civil service reform and presiding with dignity, reshaping the presidencyโ€™s image.

16.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ginger Johnson is an English drag queen and cabaret artist from County Durham, best known for winning RuPaulโ€™s Drag Race UK Season 5.Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Ginger Johnson is an English drag queen and cabaret artist from County Durham, best known for winning RuPaulโ€™s Drag Race UK Season 5.Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Mike Johnson is an American lawyer and Republican politician from Louisiana, serving as the 56th Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives since 2023. Representing Louisianaโ€™s 4th district since 2017, he previously served in the Louisiana House and is the first Louisianan elected Speaker.

16.02.2026 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"โ€œWe do not only kill, we also rape.โ€
"This shocking statement was made by an Israeli soldier during a live conversation with American content creator Jeff Davidson, exposing the brutal practices of soldiers against Palestinians in the Gaza Strip" #Israel #Gaza #Palestine #US

16.02.2026 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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If Macclesfield score against Brentford this evening, one lucky person to repost this will win a watch tufac.bigcartel.com/product/the-...

16.02.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Bad Bunny, at the Superbowl. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these and get mad at me, but I hope you enjoy it!

Bad Bunny, at the Superbowl. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these and get mad at me, but I hope you enjoy it!

Bud Bundy is the mischievous, sharpโ€‘tongued youngest child on Marriedโ€ฆ with Children, played by David Faustino. A hormoneโ€‘charged schemer from suburban Chicago, he chases women, mocks his family, and dreams of escaping the Bundy chaos while constantly plotting getโ€‘richโ€‘quick schemes

16.02.2026 12:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the bias in place, it will no doubt continue to ignore the zionist terrorists that travel to Israel to take an active part in genocide with impunity.

16.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Jane Hopper, better known as Eleven, is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Netflix science fiction horror television series Stranger Things, portrayed by Millie Bobby Brown. Eleven has psychokinetic and telepathic powers.

16.02.2026 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starmerโ€™s hypocrisy in support of #Israel.

15.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The not so secret, secret.

16.02.2026 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It made NO blip on this godforsaken site, but a few days ago numerous news sources broke that the Gaza Civil Defense had reported that around 3,000 Palestinians had partially or completely evaporated from US-manufactured bombs.

Well, today, they adjusted that number to 7,820.

#Gaza

15.02.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 195    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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'Erasing history': British Museum criticised for removing references to โ€˜Palestine' from exhibits.

Museum bows to pressure from pro-Israel group to remove the term 'Palestine'. [MIDDLE EAST EYE].

www.middleeasteye.net/news/british...

16.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Erasing history': British Museum criticised for removing references to โ€˜Palestine' from exhibits.

Museum bows to pressure from pro-Israel group to remove the term 'Palestine'.

www.middleeasteye.net/news/british...

16.02.2026 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
Evangelos Marinakis as wrestler Giant Haystacks

Evangelos Marinakis as wrestler Giant Haystacks

Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis to test "New Manager Bounce" theory with 38 managers next season
#fpl

15.02.2026 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Meta plan to use political turmoil as cover for new surveillance tech rollout An internal Meta doc reveals far-reaching surveillance plans from Facebook's parent company that rely on the distraction of political turmoil

An internal Meta doc reveals far-reaching surveillance plans from Facebook's parent company that rely on the distraction of political turmoil

16.02.2026 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Israel wants to continue the next stage of their GENOCIDE in Gaza and doesn't want voices like that of UN special reporter for occupied Palestinian territory, Francesca Albanese, speaking out.

15.02.2026 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So, they all know the dude is a pedophile, and do NOT get him out of office?

So, they are cool with Child Rape then, no matter WTF they tell the public.

15.02.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today Israel murdered more children.

Hit with US missiles as they slept.

Israel still blocks all journalists from entering Gaza - they cannot allow the world see their barbarity.

Free Palestine

15.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 658    ๐Ÿ” 272    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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When justice is so rare, itโ€™s newsworthy.

16.02.2026 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ru Paul. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Ru Paul. Hello dear reader! Did you know alt text helps people who are blind, have low vision, or struggle to interpret images access essential meaning when visuals arenโ€™t usable? Also, itโ€™s great for jokes! I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. It's a gag about people having a vaguely similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Some people hate these, but I hope you enjoy it!

Rand Paul is a Republican U.S. Senator from Kentucky, serving since 2011. Born in 1963, he is a physician and son of Ron Paul. Known for libertarianโ€‘leaning positions, he advocates limited government, fiscal restraint, and civil liberties

16.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Drain the swap, kill everything in it, and boil the fucking water.

16.02.2026 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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British Museum removes โ€˜Palestineโ€™ from ancient Middle East displays British Museum Palestine Middle East displays

The final step of genocide, is to claim they never existed at all.

16.02.2026 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The nonsense that comes out of the mouths of war criminals that run the zi0 terr0r1st regime out of sTeal Aviv is off the hook.....
#JizzraelIsATerr0r1stSt4te
#JournalistsBanned

15.02.2026 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 517    ๐Ÿ” 245    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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British Museum removes 'Palestine' to appease Israel lobby's UKLFI Supposedly, the British Museum changes are for "neutrality" - but let's be clear, we all know where this came from

British Museum removes 'Palestine' to appease Israel lobby's UKLFI

Supposedly, the British Museum changes are for "neutrality" - but let's be clear, we all know where this came from
www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...

15.02.2026 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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