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I donโ€™t understand why the Epstein files are making people believe in PizzaGate now, thereโ€™s no correlation between the two aside from rich people being pedophiles! PizzaGate was a very specific conspiracy designed to implicate the Democratic Party in child sex trafficking!

05.02.2026 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

turns out that chastising people into voting for terrible candidates on the sole grounds that they're less terrible than the other terrible candidate is effective at neither strengthening the party nor winning elections

04.02.2026 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Say we hold our nose and do it once (and we did it more than once before). Then what? We just deal with the trend of the party getting worse and worse over decades? When does it stop? Who does the party even appeal to at that point? What even is it?

04.02.2026 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

leftists fail to comprehend my masterplan: fantasise about going back in time and doing the exact same things and losing again

04.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS STRATEGY EVIDENTLY DID NOT WORK

YOU DUMBFUCKS

04.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Had to make sure it wasnโ€™t just a me problem and the like 3rd Google result is a mod to skip them completely in the remaster

03.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should kill whoever chose to make these dogshit chase sections in Yakuza 3 holy shit

03.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kitt still banned your life is forfeit white boy

03.02.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

here's an idea, america. how about the department of POLITENESS!!!!!!!!

02.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thing about TRAVIS STRIKES AGAIN: NO MORE HEROES is that as a game it's aggressively okay but as a Fuck You letter directed to former EA CEO John Riccitiello it rules so fucking hard; this is Suda's "Video Games Forever" statement of intent, he loves this and he wants to do it Forever

01.02.2026 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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R.I.P. Harrod Jones

02.02.2026 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1793    ๐Ÿ” 308    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Do not play League

01.02.2026 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,

31.01.2026 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7138    ๐Ÿ” 2436    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Incredibly funny to be like โ€œSuper Sentai is doneโ€ and then announce a series that is Super Sentai in everything but name

01.02.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't believe Elon Musk called me a groomer and made me lose my job, all the while he'd begged Epstein to let him rape children.

01.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1477    ๐Ÿ” 357    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
31.01.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4853    ๐Ÿ” 842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

leftists were exactly correct about everything and establishment dems did everything possible to ignore and ostracise them for decades. anyway, I blame leftists for what is happening

30.01.2026 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1990    ๐Ÿ” 371    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Like yeah Geneโ€™s post is bad but also Gene is generally a good writer and Iโ€™m more willing to listen to him than 99% of GamersTM alive

30.01.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People dunking on Gene Park for trusting Geoff Keighley are indistinguishable from people who still reference โ€œ7.5/10, too much waterโ€ in the present day

30.01.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It has to be short stories cause otherwise it would fall apart

30.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
barack obama recommends a podcast โ€œaccidentally calling your older sisterโ€™s best friend mommyโ€

barack obama recommends a podcast โ€œaccidentally calling your older sisterโ€™s best friend mommyโ€

29.01.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2035    ๐Ÿ” 619    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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FUCK ICE, I PLAY YUGIOH, TRANS RIGHTS, HIGH GUARD IS DOGSHIT, ALL TECH BILLIONAIRES WILL KNOW JUSTICE, I LOVE CUPSY AND HATE AI

29.01.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 100    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All 21 participants have begun smashing their skulls in with hammers, more testing needed

29.01.2026 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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idea i had

24.01.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14279    ๐Ÿ” 3580    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 365
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For this episode, Iโ€™m going to be sneaking into Dannyโ€™s house and peeing on his toilet bowl

27.01.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thereโ€™s no way thatโ€™s how it ends dude I fucking hate Kume

27.01.2026 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also side note the dungeons in this game are so bad I hope 8 improved this

27.01.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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