Clark

Like every referee says during a Panthers game, I’ll allow it.

On the one hand, where’s the lie?

On the other, the guy is a local Tampa Bay reporter so it doesn’t have the same impact if a national reporter/analyst says it, but also they’re running the Lightning’s playbook but better.

a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me

Auston Matthews seeing a Toronto star dominating in the playoffs

The Mikkola thing is legitimately the most embarrassing thing to happen from an officiating perspective in a long time.

Need to fly Mats over for a talk about embracing the leadership qualities associated with Team Play Bald

“We waived the all-defence guy in his 30s we gave a 4 year $10MM contract, so that when he’s healthy our 4C can be this other guy in his 30s that we gave up a 1st rounder and one of our only five prospects”

The Leafs are so back.

9 games burns an ELC year, 40 games counts as a year towards free agency

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards.

Checkmate.

Strong choice after they opened by complaining that revenue figures reported are misleading because that revenue figure doesn’t consider operating expenses.

Is a dog their CFO?

The “run the country like a business” crowd apparently doesn’t even understand the concept of profit centres vs cost centres.

Scrabble All Stars ass lineup

Ford is the embodiment of the only central pillar of modern Conservatism that isn’t hatred of another group.

“What’s in it for me?”

Doug Ford managed the pandemic by only listening to the narcissist crybabies that complained the most so of course he’d manage literally everything else (return to office, public safety) the same way

How else is he supposed to honour his family’s legacy? By actually doing his fucking job?

1000% chance

every married couple includes one person,who when sick, drugs themselves into a coma and another that will sit there snuffling and coughing for 20 hours before taking a single advil cold and sinus

Before Ford bribed the electorate by eliminating vehicle registration, you couldn’t renew your registration if you had outstanding tickets or 407 charges

Hold up. Did you use a second phone to take a picture of your phone?

Otters.

Otters eat clams, and your sponsor makes a product where people eat clams.

Yup

Think I’d lean under

He’s going to die in the most hilarious way possible.

I’d suggest people should ask why Russia got expelled from international sporting competitions and Israel has not been but I think all that would do is get Russia reinstated.

Undergrads

They don’t call em layups because they are hard

United States:

Brazil sets example for corrupt banana republic

Seems to me that there’s not a lot of incentive for political figures to clean up their act if your entire career is gonna get whitewashed for you the moment you die.

Monster kills Dr. Frankenstein, Right-Wing Media turns its ire on villagers that objected to the Monster’s existence in the first place.