Danny Page

one normal year is all we ask for

swoop

🥰 Thank you!

Some neat things I've done lately:
- Build event-driven data pipelines for sports teams to get game reports faster
- Implement Apache Iceberg to make 000's of parquet files in S3 easily accessible with DuckDB
- Deploy ML Models to millions of customers making credit card decisions
- And much more!

Wii Sports shouldered a massive burden, the entire platform probably stumbles out of the gate without it being packed in

Hi Bluesky, I am currently on the lookout for my next role!

I have 5 years experience building ML systems in sports analytics & fintech, 10 years in Web & Backend SaaS development. If you know of any relevant roles or can share referrals, I'd appreciate it! 🙏

www.linkedin.com/in/danielwpa...

a product manager who needs "number go up"

Refresh Rate 8/5/25 - The Sensible Switch 2 | Scanline Media Get more from Scanline Media on Patreon

For the $5 Patrons over on @scanlinemedia.bsky.social - we relaunch an old show with renewed purpose. Welcome back to Refresh Rate, our video game chatter pod. We'd love it if you had a listen as we yap about the start of Switch 2 after two months since launch.

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and it's been harder to make webpages ever since

his new name is “pop’d tart”

the announcer should have as well… it did what onto the floor???

Kirbsatz Haderach

kirby is just happy, maybe he's immune to pain

gotta get their own No Time To Die

"so" = "significant other"

Running has always been a constant in my life because the stopwatch & distance are fully objective measures. No subjectivity.

Meanwhile, software engineering feels like it *should* have objectivity in measuring results against expectations, but most times it's very subjective.

weird how it grew a zoomer haircut

and now i'm looking at getting new track spikes. the ones I grabbed today were in my high school track bag and are old enough to have graduated high school themselves 😭

went on my first track workout in way too long, and damn I missed it so much. there is absolutely nothing else like pushing your whole body through the finish line. ran a 1:05 400 meter for the final interval, had no idea I still had that in me.

well there is a little death involved, so

kirby reaching his hand into a blue box, held by waddle dee with a constellation hat

“Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration.”

The lengths that the F1 movie went to in order to make “59 year old driving a F1 car” ..work.. was an astounding level of ego.

if I could walk around on the roof of the White House, I absolutely would

the other place abandoned tweet, we can claim it

turns out they have already made a perfect recreation of the average programmer at work

Never seen Mario and Baby Mario in the same place*, so they're the same person to me, just seperated by the years

*Mario Kart is a timeless place

The fake Venice in the Venetian, but instead for Golden Gai, would be a dream

My bereaved family: Can't believe he's gone. But now, with the power of technology, we can ask him what he thinks about current events

My distorted face glitching on a screen: ToyYotathon Is hERE

Maybe they'll see if the LLM gets sad when it loses?

There are some folks that are doing exactly that to use Reinforcement Learning to train a general LLM on a specific use case.

openpipe.ai/blog/art-tra...

But that's not what Google is doing here, especially since they have to have a buffer of 3 (!!) illegal moves before forfeiting.