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26.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why do Lord of the Rings fans make great spouses?
They know one ring is precious!
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What happened when the crew abandoned the cruise ship?
It was cruise-less!
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I heard lions pray before every meal.
They have to - no prey, no food.
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Why are psychiatrists so good at laundry?
Because they know how to deal with shrinking issues.
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Why couldn't the single person get approved for financing?
Because the bank said they were too a-lone.
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Why was Achilles a terrible medical student?
He could never get past the heel section.
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Why don't math teachers ever get bored?
Because they always have board games!
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When I joined the military, the drill sergeant shouted "About face!"
So I told him I thought my nose was a bit too big.
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My wife asked if I wanted to go sailing or shopping today.
I chose the latter because I've always preferred a good sale over a good sail.
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Why are trees bad at talking?
They're all bark!
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I told my alarm clock "good night" before bed.
It replied, "I'll be the judge of that."
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Why couldn't the artichoke tell its story?
It got too choked up.
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Why did the referee get kicked out of the bar?
He kept dipping his whistle in everyone's drinks, claiming he was just "wetting his whistle."
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What did the defiant scale say?
"No weigh!"
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Why are rabbits always praying?
Because they're prey animals!
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Why can't my chef friend handle criticism?
He can dish it out, but he can't take it.
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Why couldn't the tree pack its trunk for vacation?
It was too rooted in its ways.
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What do you call a lazy religious cult?
Idle worshippers.
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Why are magnets so lucky in love?
Because they're naturally attractive and always picking things up.
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Patient: "Doctor, I've been full of tears lately."
Doctor: "What seems to be causing this emotional distress?"
Patient: "I keep buying cheap jeans."
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What kind of airline has no entertainment, no food, and uncomfortable seats?
A plain plane.
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Why did the pot go to therapy?
It couldn't keep a lid on its feelings.
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Why did the smartphone fall into the pool?
It wanted to sync.
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Why are matches so good at dating?
They always find someone to strike a spark with!
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Why was the chef surprised when he enrolled in culinary school?
He thought the "main course" would be much easier to prepare!
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How do gardeners perfect their technique?
Through trowel and error.
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My dad gave me his old jeans.
They fit perfectly because I inherited his good genes.
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I saw a chef frantically searching through his spice rack.
He was running out of thyme.
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Why did the tap dancer quit?
He was tired of tapping out.
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