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Chatgpt dissolves your mind into sludge the same way being a billionaire does, but the difference is *you* will face consequences for it in a way no billionaire will.

Any random billionaire can afford to happily keep rotting their mind into absolute slush in a way you can't.

When I worked in WaPo Opinions in 2017-2018, senior editors specifically told junior editors not to factcheck Marc Thiessen and other MAGA columnists, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to publish anything by them at all, and “we need them for intellectual diversity.”

Here’s What Happened When ProPublica Reporters Tried to Find Out Where a Popular Prescription Drug Was Made We wanted to know where a widely used prescription drug that treats high cholesterol was manufactured and whether the factory had quality issues. The search led to a labyrinth of company names and dat...

If your medication was made in a contaminated factory, the FDA won’t tell you.

Even ProPublica reporters hit a dead end when trying to track down where a popular prescription drug (atorvastatin, which treats high cholesterol) was made and whether the factory had a troubled record.

guy who got sucked inside out trying to fuck a vacuum cleaner: and by the way, I just don’t think it makes much political sense, strategically, for the left to keep making “vacuum fucker” jokes

Hunter Biden getting kicked out of the military while his dad was Vice President is now like the second most astonishing Nepo Baby Failure of all time.

i think this guy might have a thing for admitting things you couldn't waterboard out of the regular normal person in order to tell "life lessons"

Tolkien is not perfect but he did, in fact, hate the fucking Nazis.

Laura Loomer was born one year before I graduated high school.

She is younger than The Chronic.

She is younger than Under the Bridge.

She is younger than Home Alone.

Yet she looks like God shook up a sack of elbows and gave it a nervous system.

This is why you boycott anything related to Harry Potter and stop talking about Gavin Newsom

Anyone who says he was unjustly fired is full of shit. Fuck that guy. Don't listen to his podcast.

That's a hostile work environment for everyone else who worked for him because you should not ever have to worry that you need to sleep with your boss in order to get ahead in your career.

Ned Fulmer is apparently back with a podcast, and the internet likes to relitigate things, so just a quick little reminder: he didn't just have an affair. He had an affair with an employee.

Every Trans Suicide Is A Murder By Those In Power News came this week that transgender athlete and student Lia Smith took her life at just 21 years of age.

1. This week, news emerged that former trans athlete, student at Middlebury, and advocate for trans rights, Lia Smith, was found dead.

Her death was ruled a suicide.

But I argue that it's not only a suicide. Every trans suicide is a murder by those in power.

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If Katy Perry is your type, you're a fucking loser

Before the measles vaccine, humans did not have permanent immunity to *anything*

A measles outbreak would come along and wipe out previous immunities, whether from previous infections or vaccinations.

A fresh, periodic reset on every other disease.

Someone should probably write an article sooner or later about how all the tropes of antisemitism have become so seamlessly ubiquitous in their usage against Muslims.

How does this know who's pissing on it? Do you have to activate it with an app each time for your own piss? What if someone blasts this thing with shit? What are the odds the government won't have access to records of who's using drugs or is pregnant? I'll just piss the old fashioned way.

The pervasive 'liberal is the worst thing you can be' vibes of social media have created a load of people who embrace more and more radical labels to seem 'with it' without really changing their underlying beliefs

Broadly I think that a lot of people on the online left do need to realise they are instinctive liberals rather than socialists or communists (lol), but if that ever happened the consequences would just be a lot of socialists or communists realising they're actually quite politically friendless

that's it, i'm going Bari Weiss Mode. let's interview Brad Pitt, the star of 12 Monkeys, about the escaped disease monkeys. let's do a piece on how millions of SNAP recipients are going to go hungry, yet Ozempic prescriptions are on the rise. let's cover the israel-hamas war with a cooking contest

I have yet to encounter a Pick Me whose partner seemed like they would be enjoyable to date.

Seems like the only logical choice tbh

If you need good recipes for when you're on a super tight budget, both
Dollar Tree Dinners and Nicole Svenson are quality follows on Tiktok.

“Every major AI system trains on Wikipedia’s freely licensed knowledge,” said Stephen Harrison, a journalist and author who has covered Wikipedia extensively, on Friday. “The irony is that Grokipedia will be built on the unpaid labor of the volunteer Wikipedia editors Musk has gone out of his way to vilify.” —Washington Post

called it

Biden sent out his fuckwit press secretary to call people who oppose genocide, repugnant terrorists.

He sent out his dipshit again to call the frat boys shrieking racial slurs, admirable people.

Neither action needed the magic wand liberals keep talking about

"Biden's hands are tied, he doesn't have the power to-"

He can simply *not* issue official statements accusing people who oppose genocide, of being repugnant terrorists. Or praising people who attack them, as admirable.

But you know who IS Nicole Matthews good? Nicole Matthews, that's who. Really makes you think. #DPW #WatchDPW

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Undocumented immigrants statistically commit fewer violent crimes than people with citizenship.

I haven't seen anyone produce evidence that more illegal immigration here actually produced macro harmful results in terms of crime, economics or anything else. no, "a sense of lawelessness" doesn't count

i made a helpful reference