Megan B (Bluesky’s Version)

Gettin to the point in my current job where I’m starting to calculate how much of a pay cut I can take to leave. Because how are nurse managers telling doctors they’re taking violent patients the doctors decline to take? How’s that work?

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A stop sign. Under the stop sign, another, red rectangular, sign is affixed. It says "Actually stop. Like, for real."

Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.

Cold water and hydrogen peroxide. Saved you a click

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

I want an instrumental album of TLOSG

I don’t get food stamps. I don’t even know what a food stamp card looks like. YET you could not pay me to care about what people are buying with theirs. My taxes can and are being used for worse things than people eating.

Overall though, fantastic couples trip!

Clay said he was like a turd that wouldn’t flush 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he was constantly poppin up around us. Definitely a hide ya kids hide ya wives, and hide ya husbands moment. I’m so sorry for Chicago that he lives near yall.

This dude had his hands on a couple of our husbands. So gross!! I’m glad he never touched me, but he tried rubbin Clays back while lookin at me super creepy while me n clay was on some swings at a bar 🤢🤢🤢 he called us his “favorite swingers” n I wanted to throw up.

I just gotta tell yall, o got back from Cancun a few days ago, and there was this guy on the resort that gave major “cover your drinks” vibes. And at one point I was terrified he was gonna proposition me (for the second time) AND my husband.

I do hope they eventually let Bryce Howard direct a movie though. Her episodes of different shows are usually my favorite

But at least if JJ had done all three, it coulda been cohesive. TLJ just stands out like a sore thumb. It was entertaining but I always felt like it derailed the trilogy and the TRoS was just to fix everything TLJ derailed.

And don’t yall come over here talking about how The Last Jedi was the best one of the trilogy. I was there, fightin for my life! In the trenches, while everyone was hootin n hollerin that the movie was awful, worst Star Wars movie ever etc

Man I wish those Star Wars losers hadn’t been such big bullies. Or at least coulda bullied JJ Abrams into directing all 3 sequels.

Huh….maybe that’s why I liked it so much first time I read it

The Emperor's New Groove 4K Blu-Ray Coming December 9

It's been 25 years since Disney's The Emperor's New Groove hit theaters, and Disney is giving it the 4K treatment. Both 4K Blu-ray physical and 4K digital releases drop December 9.

a woman says i have a lot of questions number one how dare you .. Alt: Kelly Kapoor on the office saying, “I have a lot of questions. number one how dare you?”

My phone: you have five minutes left on your screen time for these apps
Me, the person who set the screen time limit up:

Stay respectful and tip well and you too can become besties w the resort staff lolol they started having private areas ready for us before we showed up so we could all eat together and everything

I just got back from a long weekend in Cancun w a bunch of friends. One of the couples are staying longer and they just text saying everyone keeps asking where their friends are 😭😭 all the staff was so nice and now they miss us

A sticker for my fantasy football league: I Wanna Be 1st Down Shows silhouette of a lady holding a football w nfl logo under it Background is a lot up football field Across the top on neon pink says “If I Could Run Back Time” (name of my team) Bottom says “week 7 winner”

I got it!!

Wait….omg here come the no fun league. You’re only allowed to do stuff like that if you on the Chiefs. Forgot

YAY good job JSN!

Guys I’m so excited!! I might get the sticker this week in my fantasy football league!! I started the season hovering at 11th place!! Now I got 144pts and two of my players just started playing! Imma get the most points! Unless my WR and K just completely botch it that is

They bout to give that man a concussion on the sidelines 💀💀💀 #detroitlions

I thought so too! I saw it on TikTok lol and stitch is my fav so o decided I love him and his lil brain demanded self lolol

I feel pretty confident when I say that the Detroit Lions have one of (if not the hottest) NFL coaches. Top 5 at the very least. And it’s not just looks, it’s the whole package

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

Skataboo (?) something like that. Dude who acts like Donny thornberry n runs head first into walls

And And a free agent on her bench!!!
I can lead a horse to water but I can’t make them drink