aleksandra

is it ageist to want old people to be sleeping at 6:30 am instead of being out in public and holding up lines when I'm in a rush

late for work bc I stopped by to get a sandwich and the bakery opens at 6:30 am and I got there at 6:29 and there were already three old men in line ahead of me..........

why are you, as a stinky ass man, choosing to sit next to me on the metro....

is there an ethical way to watch the Pitt as an ER fan

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the funny part is I have like 450+ tabs currently open in safari and shes taking up 95.8 MB or storage lmao

i closed some tabs on my phone today.......

kid on the metro ripped up a small packet and i was like "there we go he's rolling a cigarette isn't he" and I glance up and see he's shuffling trading cards in in hands.

I, Bluesky user @indominusalex, would like to formally apologize to Today's Youth

d+ daredevil finally got me bc why did i gasp and say yippieeee when Karen got out of that car

when someone gets on public transportation and stands next to you and you can just tell they smoke cigarettes inside their house<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

"are you from the tomato or the potato part of europe?" actually i'm from the cabbage part of europe 😎

i think this year im gonna try getting into wearing belts. i wanna start looking like an adult idk

never kill yourself

i went to see werq the world at 8pm on a wednesday like im fucking unemployed or something

WELL.

the cast was saying the finale is traumatic and this show never kills the EVIL people but audience faves (i'm still mad abt s1 he was everythinggg) so im scared for Belinda or/and Chelsea :((((

anyway putting my phone down and picking it up in approx 20-22 hours when I'll have already finished watching the white lotus finale 💆🏻‍♀️

well great. i want a woke pope now

watching Conclave with my mom and i always hate to admit it but catholicism is so fierce

ALSO having to take a day off to camp out on t*cketm*ster for it to crash or log me out or restart the line or jack up prices last second

i will regret this but i do not have it in me to buy tickets for a show in germany or france or the uk or the netherlands and actually deciding which one to go with plus who i'll go with plus my budget plus how i'm gonna get there plus where i'll get the money etc etc etc

how it feels giving up on getting lady gaga tickets before they even go on sale

like wtf where they doing with all that time??? it's a show abt people sitting in places and talking?????

i still cannot believe they took seven months to film this white lotus season though. absolutely mind boggling

well it worked so good for them I guess lmaoooo

like wtf was the plan here??? they didn't even google her filmography before agreeing to do this are they just stupid 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

those two white men going into that house hoping this old RICH AS FUCK Thai lady doesn't have Internet access and somehow won't figure out they're lying to her, all while there's ARMED guards at the door, is absolutely killing meeeeeee

i love tv. i love people who put so much effort into their craft. one take plus this acting plus the way the story unfolded in this first episode? incredible

just finished first episode of adolescence and like.................. yeah

hopefully one day i can string together one coherent thought 🙏🏻