National Parks are now free on Trump's birthday, but not on MLK Jr. Day or Juneteenth
The Trump administration overhauled the list of free National Park days for 2026.
Trump is just the worst! The National Park Service is reshuffling its free-admission schedule so that visitors get in free on Donald Trumpβs birthday next year, while Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth (previously free days) will now require regular entrance fees.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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The same people demanding you present a photo ID to vote are perfectly fine with letting you be arrested, handcuffed & thrown into a van by armed men wearing plain clothes, face masks & presenting no identification of any sort.
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Kristi Noem went to the hospital because she visited a recently closed infectious diseases lab with RFK Jr and God is sorry but that is funny as fuck.
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Elon Musk Goes Nuclear
The worldβs richest man and the president of the United States are now openly fighting.
The most interesting clash between Donald Trump and Elon Musk "is the one between two guys who thought they had bought each other off," @dgraham.bsky.social writes:
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The United States has three branches of government:
1. The guy who does whatever he wants
2. The people too scared to stop him
3. The courts he openly ignores
This is ABSOLUTE insanity!
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Not satisfied with purchasing a Presidential Election to become co-President, Sissy SpaceX now wants to buy himself a Supreme Court judge in Wisconsin.
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Our politicians are deer in the headlights of history. But Zelenskyy showed how to lead
Zelenskyy has ensured world leaders have nowhere to hide from Trump's threat to Western countries. Australia's leaders can't respond.
π¨ President Zelenskyy has done the rest of the world an ENORMOUS FAVOUR by NOT merely showing HOW Trump should be dealt with, but also by FULLY TEARING the MAGA MASK OFF the US & revealing its capricious, egotistical & UNRELIABLE nature.
www.crikey.com.au/2025/03/03/z...
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Itβs official: Elon Muskβs staffers have now illegally obtained classified information from the USAID office.
Hereβs a recap of whatβs happening:
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FBI staff ordered to reveal their role in Jan. 6 probes by Monday
The list of questions include job title, any role they played in the Jan. 6 investigations and whether they helped supervise such investigations. Answers are due by 3 p.m. ET.
FBI employees were ordered to answer a list of questions about work they may have done on criminal cases related to the Jan. 6, 2021, US Capitol attack by supporters of Donald Trump, stoking fear among staff about fresh firings reut.rs/40Z3Mj4
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More USAID staff ousted after Trump administration dismantles aid agency
Two officials were removed for trying to prevent DOGE access to restricted areas.
The Trump administration removed two top USAID security officials over the weekend after they tried to stop representatives from Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency from gaining access to restricted parts of the building reut.rs/4hmspfa
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Musk Says DOGE Is Halting Treasury Payments to US Contractors
Elon Musk said his βDOGE teamβ of government efficiency enforcers is shutting down payments to federal contractors, suggesting that the worldβs richest man may have access to sensitive systems used at...
Elon Musk said his βDOGE teamβ of government efficiency enforcers is shutting down payments to federal contractor, suggesting that the worldβs richest man may have access to sensitive systems used at the Treasury Department.
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