All that orange icing flowing down…

Whilst finding today’s turn of events entertaining, I would have preferred 5 months of those weekly Tim Walz hot dish tutorial videos I lamented losing out on before. I bet we’d have gotten some good dad jokes too. Oh and competent, qualified people in federally appointed positions. That too.

Dare I say, feed the school children as well. Absolutely anarchistic.

There’s always money in the banana stand.

<New Pope publicly excommunicates JD Vance on global live stream>

<New Pope receives certified letter from DT requesting that the Vatican end DEI….>

I can’t decide if I like cilantro because I don’t have the gene that makes it taste like soap, or if I do have that gene but I like cilantro because I like the taste of soap…

What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?
A tattoo.

Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.

Tin cans and string babe

Walk softly and carry a big stick.

This is my new jam

goes for both of you too
@hassan.senate.gov and @shaheen.senate.gov

Do not capitulate. Do not concede. Shut. It. Down. What we lose by giving in is way worse.

guys they're going to stop feeding TSA's bomb-sniffing dogs, per Fox News nat security correspondent:

In an alternate timeline we’re getting weekly videos of Tim making a different hot dish live from Observatory Circle.

Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough

Marjorie Taylor Greene literally showed a dick pic last year in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd show one as well: a picture of President Elon Musk.

He probably was just trying to make his sideburns even and was not great at it.

Bill S. Preston, Esquire advocating for Excellence to Each Other since 1989z

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YouTube video by partridge662 Pete Seeger - What Did You Learn In School?

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What’s a little Roentgen between friends?

We may have to fight to get there, but knowing it is around the corner sometimes is the only thing giving me enough hope to hang on. Find your blue sky and don’t let anyone take it away from you. We will get there together. 4/4

Despite all our hardships, blue skies return. In the last several weeks especially when I am trying to muster any hope that we will survive this assault on our freedoms, I picture that blue sky and know it will reappear. 3/

that last moment of calmness untouched by that event, removed from our cruelty against each other. When I need calm or quiet, I remember the sky in that moment. 2/

I don’t believe I’ve lived in precedented times since 9/11… I remember looking up at the sky and thinking how beautiful it was that day just before finding out what was happening. I’ve thought about that moment many times when I see that shade of blue in the sky, 1/

Break. that. door. off. its. hinges.

Ist Amerika schon wieder groß?

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.