Care Bear After Dark

Succeeding, as ever

Please don't begrudge those of us who appreciate you in enthusiastic silence

...on those days you're also one of the hottest men I know

Goofy guys for the win — always

I support anything confidence-building and agree with everyone else who thinks you look *very* hot just as you are

*strokes salt-and-pepper beard with interest*

embrace tradition

The word ‘fascinated’ has its roots in the ancient roman belief in the Fascinus, which was often depicted in jewellery

The Fascinus was a winged penis with magical powers to protect its wearer and ward off evil influences. To be ‘fascinated’ means to be under the magic of the divine cock