@theabyssofwhoa.bsky.social
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Iβve heard of a race being Neck & Neck before, but this is ridiculous.
15.11.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gadzooks!
15.11.2025 02:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I lift things up and set them down/incline walking.
15.11.2025 00:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Weβre not making any new guys who fight the confederacy and make a new facial hair feature so prominent it gets named after him and I think thatβs sad.
14.11.2025 23:53 β π 21 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0MAGA: Make America Gawk Again.
14.11.2025 21:38 β π 80 π 53 π¬ 2 π 27Lol. Lmao
14.11.2025 23:19 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 3 π 2Time for another recall
14.11.2025 23:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We need a new movie rating system that explicitly restricts tech bros from going to sci movies alone. Theyβre only allowed to go if they can write a report afterwards explaining the key themes of the movie. Anything less than an A+ and theyβre banned for another year
14.11.2025 23:17 β π 5 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0I was leaning that way if I get to choose the person. And do I have to go do it myself, or does someone just die once I get my moneys?
14.11.2025 23:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Step 1. Create a charity
Step 2. Choose the $1.1 Million option.
Good thing itβs pitch black out by 7, can go to sleep and not feel so bad.
14.11.2025 23:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
14.11.2025 19:18 β π 3664 π 913 π¬ 54 π 101Hahaha I just realized this thread has been going for almost a full year. If you find that my account is permanently gone, this'll probably be why
14.11.2025 22:55 β π 69 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
14.11.2025 22:49 β π 46 π 10 π¬ 0 π 3Me and who?
14.11.2025 22:56 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Yall said...
14.11.2025 21:21 β π 59 π 41 π¬ 9 π 21Owlzempic.
14.11.2025 18:43 β π 89 π 55 π¬ 3 π 2Bought* What the hell? brighten?
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Theyβre calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
14.11.2025 15:36 β π 4338 π 796 π¬ 4 π 76
Baby princess rests her head upon a unicorn pillow for ultimate comfort
Had I known she was going to love the squishmallow pillows this much Iβd have brighten them much sooner
14.11.2025 16:18 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Because she deserves it and more
14.11.2025 16:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uncle Charles eyes ballin
14.11.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0π°π°π°
14.11.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Mannnnn. Between this and finding samples from rap songs I had so many classic joints on my iPod.
14.11.2025 14:51 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0ALL OF THEM. πππ
14.11.2025 14:35 β π 41 π 14 π¬ 5 π 0My Comedy Special releases Nov 18!!!
Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter
Here's a clip!!!
This is not going to do what you think itβs going to do.
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