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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

They don’t make tv weddings like they used to in the 90s

I wish Taylor could unwrite The Prophecy

happy 101st birthday to the ceasar salad, nothing but respect for my president

Finally talking about some real issues on substack… #taylorswift

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woke up this morning and remembered taylor owns all her masters

Taylor Swift surrounded by the vinyls of her first six records.

Taylor Swift now owns her masters for her first six albums.

Anotha substack post: open.substack.com/pub/yoritori...

LISA???

A panel from a Calvin and Hobbes comic. Calvin's mom, eating dinner, says "Life could be worse, Calvin." Calvin, clearly upset, his mouth huge says "Life could be a lot BETTER too!"

I think about this comic all the time.

Can’t stop thinking about how my friend said party 4 u by charli xcx is the electronica version of the moment I knew by taylor swift

a green infographic showing the title and summary of a substack post: “what the hell is the point?” I am having a career identity crisis at only 26 years old (but I was 25 when I started writing this).

I’ve made my long-awaited return to substack: yoritori.substack.com/p/what-the-h...

I want to start writing regularly and need ideas on how to keep myself accountable. Might just post a selfie of me writing every day once I start on my grind

the extension 24 hours in advanced. That generally seems to go over well too. Good luck to you!!

I find mostly that this promotes an open line of communication between me and shy students, and also allows them to feel comfortable enough to ask for extensions and help on assignments. Additionally, I always allow one “freebie” late assignment with no explanation attached, so long as they request

Just finished teaching my first year for freshman writing! I set “strict” deadlines, but always indicate to students I’m much more lenient on late work as long as students are willing to email me or talk to me about their problems. I always indicate I sincerely just want them to do well.

You gotta have read at least 7 adult chapter books cover to cover b4 you can even THINK about talking to me!😂

Second verse to “Talk” by Lucy Dacus

One of the best second verses to ever exist, I fear

It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥

diana from animal crossing in front of a background of pink clouds with text that reads: yeah, i'm a triple threat. i don't know shit, i don't understand things, and i don't get stuff

And as a direct result, I was born 26 years ago in one week

happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago

My personal favorite is lawn mowing simulator

Oh bitch….. 🧍‍♀️ I’m in

No idea if this will reach the audience it needs to but if anybody is familiar with NYC, what are some fun indie bookstores I can visit on Saturday?!

Fried rice with bacon is kind of genius

It’s not a male loneliness epidemic it’s a male entitlement epidemic. Entirely self induced.

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

let me call you out and i'll tell you which ttpd song is yours i have too much time on my hands

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