Sloane Ahuizotl ⚧️ the Androgynous Babe 📍Chicago

Well...just found out the contact form on my website has been eating the messages for who knows how long... so if youve msged me through the contact form and i didnt answer, thats why. ._. Cant fix it. I tried. Just txt or compose your email on your email providers site i guess🫠

I went to college for Psych so I could be a licensed therapist& in a way Im glad it didnt work out bc now Im still basically a therapist but with WAY cuter work clothes. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Anyways, let me know if you need some touch therapy 😘
#selfcare

Happy #ToplessTuesday

Thats still a thing, right? Lolol

Tbh same. Their site was always super laggy and weird for me too. Im definitely focusing on shifting where I host any content... fvck whoever is going to benefit off of our hard work but then shit on us later

Tell Trump: Hands Off Greenland! The people of Greenland oppose a U.S. takeover, and so do everyday Americans. Add your name to the petition NOW and show that we are in solidarity with the people of Greenland in opposing any attempts...

Idk if I have much faith in the efficacy of petitions but like its like 2 seconds of time so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PSA reading “Hey there neighbor! We all want to feel safe, but your Ring camera is sharing everything with ICE, including every person that walks by.” Cartoon smiley faces saying “Ack!”, “Oh no!”, “That’s terrible!” A cartoon shouting “What to do?!” Text: “Turn it off! Or, cover the camera and use audio only.” A drawing showing “You” cutting the stream of information from Ring to Amazon to ICE. Text: “We keep each other safe” surrounded by drawings of hearts.

Hm. I bet the dollar store has some cheap whistles. Ill have to get a lil basket, fill em with whistles, & hand em out with the cards 🤔

Thankyouuu!😇

THANKYOUUUU 🥰🧡

💯

A tiny black cat named Itztli peers over a bundled up grey comforter with annoyance. She is not amused.

Ever been b¡tched out by a cat before?
I have. 🤣
(I accidentally woke her up)

Could you send me a pic of the card or a link to the source? Id like to hand them out :) or even just something similar would work too. thank you. 🧡

Ima start asking them to do yard work for me. You wanna help me? Go move these cinderblocks over there into the shape of a rectangle, ok, fill it with these 6 bags of dirt. Now go build me a trellis.
By the time spring is here my whole ass garden is going to be set up. 🤣

It is the rawring 20's ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ xD

AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.

Now they’re trying to buy mine.

A drawing of a short & fluffy black cat thats standing on their hind legs while holding lit sparklers. The text above them says " Happy New Years! "

Happy new year yall :)
Stay safe!

Bad Internet Bills All of the bad internet bills. One website.

Call or email your reps about Kosa and Section 230
If S230 is repealed any website or company can be punished for what their users post and so will have to censor or limit who can post. And Kosa is requiring every website to have ID verification

Email or call your reps!!

www.badinternetbills.com

Happy winter solstice 💙
Cant wait for longer days 😊

I have no idea how long ive been signed out but no wonder why i havent gotten any notifications 🤦🏽

This is the photo

Is anyone else having issues with Tryst approving photos? Ive been waiting for atleast a month now for the most vanilla ass SFW photo ever to get approved ._. I even was subscribed to the highest tier of their premium when I uploaded it. Idk. Idgi

I miss my long ass hair sooo much :(
Now I have no idea what to do with it...
Debating on doing the death hawk again or a chelsea cut. Ionno :<

Kinda crazy how important hair is though.

Just posted a massive photodump on my OF 👀 Needed to get through that set because I have a bunch more Im excited to share 😊

Also please answer my most recent poll on there 😅 Its important to me:) Thank youuu 💜

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Aww, I would make a fb just to attend this! Hope theres another one so I can join:)

Thank youuu <3

We lost @fsc.bsky.social v Paxton
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If you are an erotic professional, please follow these accounts & donate to @epaunited.bskyverified.social
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For those of you who don't pay attention to politics.

Free Speech Coalition has been fighting our courts to protect our rights as erotic professionals.

They lost today, and now obscenity laws are vague enough for courts to seem anything they want as "obscene"

Including the queer community.

I love your longgg hair. Its so pretty. Makes me miss mine 🥲