amanda 🌈🍉

He actually just got his teeth cleaned and a couple pulled about a month ago. Maybe he’s protective now that it *doesn’t* hurt? He has had ear infections in the past. I’ll have to check that. Idk. Whatever it’s from, I have some research to do to nip this…

my dog just randomly became food aggressive??? I just went to give him a kiss goodbye while he’s eating his breakfast (like I’ve done almost every day for 5 years !!!!!) and he growled at me! the fuck is that about???

i am truly in awe of this woman.

she announces the life of a showgirl on her boyfriends podcast, the same boyfriend who was on stage for the extremely meta performance of being an exhausted performer forced to work. the entire performance has this album written all over it.

is it just me obsessing over Throne of Glass again or is anyone else overthinking the Fireheart? ❤️‍🔥

I’m so intrigued about the way almost every album title in the first 10 were just one word, and now we have The Tortured Poets Department and The Life of a Showgirl

After Chaol (🤮) she DESERVES someone like Sartaq. Someone who treats her like a literal queen with no hesitation. I love her 🥹

I felt the exact same about Nesryn. She was a “..who??” at first but is one of my favorite Tower of Dawn POVs

two women standing next to each other with the words be afraid boys written on the bottom Alt: two women walking next to each other with the words be afraid boys written on the bottom

every woman in this series:

Asterin and her hunter would have loved sourdough 🥹

OH MY GOD it autocorrected Chaol and I didn’t even notice 💀💀 still true tho

This is my second time reading the series and Manon is literally on my baby name list bc of her. My friend’s baby is named Astrid, otherwise Asterin would also be on my list 😂

The best part of the TOG tandem read is there’s twice as many POVs before I’m back to Chaos. The worst part is there’s twice as many POVs before I’m back to Manon ❤️‍🩹

learning vocabulary in Spanish always opens my eyes to how ridiculous some of our English terms are. like what do you mean root beer is cerveza de raíz ?? sure, that’s the literal translation. but I feel silly 😂

every single time she came out in another blue dress, the live/chat went CRAZY. I will never forget this day

the “male loneliness epidemic” is just women having control over natural selection for once and selecting for personality over anything else

it’s honestly not really worth it to me to say anything. he’s been there 5 years and I’ve been there 3 months and the owner is super unpredictable. she might just decide my one shift a week isn’t worth it. and I don’t have to see him after the schedule changes in like two weeks.

it’s basically a get-out-of-judgement-free card. genius, really.

I should only have one more shift that I have to see him before the schedule changes but MAN does he suck

*coworker says a phrase I’ve never heard before and I take it literally*

coworker: god you’re so fucking dumb
me: sorry, i’m autistic. i’m confused what you mean
coworker: no you’re not, you’re just dumb

coolcoolcool and this is why I hate working with you! ✌️🤪

thinking of getting a “student driver” sticker for my car so people don’t judge me for hitting curbs. (i’m 28)

is it my period or the thought of what the presidency used to mean that’s making me teary listening to Michelle Obama narrate her memoir?

person: I’ll take a grey goose and vodka.
me: sorry, we only have beer and wine and also … what?
person: okay just grey goose and soda then.
me: … again, we only have beer and wine.
person: okay?? I’ll take a grey goose and soda.
me: do you know what grey goose is

remembering what joy feels like was the most surreal and incredible part for me of finally getting help and getting on the right meds. I’m so happy for you and so proud of you 🩷

marketing photo of a Libman brand mop

god, superman is so woke now. did you hear they’re even changing his name??

i HATE showering in the summer. it takes 3-5 business years for my hair to dry and i’m sweaty all over again as soon as i get out!! illegal!!

which pop girlie do you think will get to make a soundtrack song for the new hunger games movie (pls say sabrina)

I do not understand how teachers can pick lanyards that aren’t breakaways. Like that is the first thing a student goes for when they go off and you’re just okay being choked?? No thanks, I’ll pull mine off myself before they can try it

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

put in my obituary “died of mortification from remembering something embarrassing she did 15 years ago that probably no one else remembers at all”

I’m having a really hard time not telling everyone I see but we’re going to keep it a surprise 😭😭