amanda 🌈🍉

@bsky.app pleeeeeassssseee give us drafts 😭😭

mhmm mhmm 🙂‍↕️ yes. not one of these things is surprising to me and I could have guessed most of these 😂

👰‍♀️ Dec 25 👰‍♀️
the one where I got MARRIED!!!

hey so I’m MARRIED now???????

the farther we get into the eloping process (as in TOMORROW), the less I want to still do the reception in the summer. can someone else be the one to tell my mother that?

I guess we’ve just been lucky the whole time then! And idk about the rest of the country yet, we’ve only been to Zurich so far

lowkey if you ever go to Zurich, don’t even bother paying for transit. we’ve been here for 3 days and have not been asked to show tickets one single time 💀

honestly I feel betrayed

is it an autistic experience or an “i’m getting married in 9 days” experience to be practicing my smile in the mirror?

sunday = april
monday = january
tuesday = october
wednesday = february
thursday = november
friday = june
saturday = august

i will not be taking any questions, thank u

I can feel my period coming pleeeeasssee everybody manifest that it comes before I’m stuck in a middle seat on a 10-hour transatlantic flight on Monday 🤞🤞🤞

🎵and in a fortnight there we will be married🎶 😳😳😳

tbh the third one was my least favorite of the three. Lark and Lachlan were definitely my favorite couple

true, but more solar wind gets through the atmosphere with the damage we’ve done to the ozone layer

omg I just found out that youtube will keep playing if you lock your phone but then click play again on headphones. this is a game changer.

Exactly. Climate change has always been a cycle but humans have made it exponentially faster this time.

is it peak literature? no. is it a silly goofy time and was I blushing kicking my feet the whole time? absolutely

exactly so why are people still arguing and in denial in 2025??

exactly

they had to delay the start of the season here for the second year in a row… ski resorts in MONTANA are using fake snow machines

we always had to buy the costumes a size too big so the coat could fit under it 😂😂 I wanted to be a cheerleader EVERY YEAR and I was never allowed to

I’m in SW Montana and it’s been like 50-70 most days this week, but one day the high was 78!! I used to trick or treat in a snowsuit and now my students are at recess in short sleeves mid November 😭

“global warming isn’t real!! 😡”

my guy it is 80 in Montana in November, the Florida Keys saw the Northern Lights, and they’re considering creating a category 6 for hurricanes because they’re getting so big. but sure.

this third grader made a “game” where he told kids he would deport them. he’s mexican.

parent: My child would never! He’s only 8, I don’t know where he would have heard that!
same parent: Sorry he’s tired today, he stayed up playing Roblox until 5 am.

fuckin hate parent teacher conferences

did this with The Theft of Sunlight and LOVED it so I just reread it in order lol and now I’m probably going to do the same thing with A Tempest of Tea and We Hunt the Flame

perry the platypus says i 'd have two nickels ... which isn 't a lot Alt: doctor doofenschmirtz says “i’d have two nickels ... which isn’t a lot. but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

if I had a nickel for every time I finished a fantasy book and looked up the sequel only to find out that it wasn’t the first book in the series and then had to go back and start the whole series over…

Thank you!! This is so helpful. I’ll let you know how it works

anyone know anything about iphone automations? I found this one on reddit to turn on do not disturb when I plug my phone in after 11 pm but idk how to fix this. it fails when I plug in my phone before 11 and doesn’t turn on at the right time after

family trait or payback. who’s to say?