AubDog

Happy Valentines Day, you giddy romantics.

Amazon delivery guy just walked into this restaurant and yelled “HELLO?!” I can’t stop laughing. Like he’s answering a call from a rotary phone. We’re literally right here, sir. You don’t have to announce yourself that way 😂

If Pam Bondi was a waitress.

Pam Bondi is UNHINGED and has nothing going on in that brain of hers

Which one of you pissed the shape of Kentucky onto the court? Go vols! 🧡

Nepo babies looking for a $1300 apartment in MONACO 😂 this is peak comedy from House Hunters

It’s just too exhausting to eat one. It’s always a bigger workout than I’m ready for. And I’m not a small mouthed woman…

Come on world. Save us?😫

She’s so pro-women that she writes mystery books under a male pseudonym 😅 Rowling hates trans people. Calli it pro-women is so sick.

He’s got the same sounding purr engine as my orange. Thanks for the biscuits sparkle!

Lady Gaga too. Sorry. It’s cringe.

Shoutout to my babysitters for bumping Lauryn Hill and TLC nonstop. 🙏🏼 this little white girl from the country, raised in the suburbs learned so much.

War Pigs should have been song of the year 🏴‍☠️🦇

Not Tyler the Creator doing the #VanVanShufflr 🧡

😍😍😍

Love love love. Cant wait for more from her!!!!

Also… fuck Jelly Roll

I rarely hate on music… but I hope Addison Rae disappears into the oblivion after this. She’s a talentless influencer wannabe. Painfully cringe to watch.

Not Elon begging to come to the island and G telling him the parties were all cancelled 😅 oh my god. #epsteinfiles

Why is this shitstain not in the concentration camps? Oh wait, it’s because he’s MAGA media fodder.

Good Thursday, friends!!

Hope y'all stay safe and warm out there today!

Have a day y'all!

#SheShed #FuckICE

2015. Drunk as a skunk from my sisters wedding. I was escorted to my hotel room where my mom was giggling and watching trump’s elevator declaration. I’ll never forget it. I sobered up so fast to ask my mom what her fucking problem was?!

I think they’re trying to pre emptively claim that we’re all domestic terrorists with trump derangement syndrome. So they can kill us for being domestic terrorists with no strings.

I’ve been paranoid before. But I’ve also been right 95% of the time.

CEO is the easiest job for AI to perform for us. Eliminates a lot of waste fraud and abuse.

This morning, when Cheddar couldn’t decide between lap and bed. So he chose both. 12 hours later he’s here catching my tears unaware of the absolute horrors of this country. Love you, buddy.

Tired ass millennial… crying and checking in for civil war. This country is fucked.

NOT SHOCKING. I was there in ‘21 and we were all digging food out from the dumpsters behind grocery stores, scooping water from apartment pools for flushing, and freezing our asses off for a full week. Fuck Texas.

Is pepper spray flammable?
Asking for my flame thrower..

Luxury lifestyles make people happy. Thanks AP.