Sarcasm Generator

a second stinky has entered the arena #cat

briefly captured my beautiful darling baby in an image

every time I have bone broth it makes me need to go to the bathroom. this has of course had no effect on the rate at which I consume bone broth

Am I reading this correct

#nailart

forgot to update with my picture of vampire nails

How do we have our videos go to certain channels?

Thinking about,,, vampire nails,,,

Working on my Halloween jokes, can’t wait to figure out if the boos are because the jokes are bad or because I’ve made the ghosts laugh

As someone who is mutuals with both Taylor Lorenz and Olivia Julianna, simply by being funny online, I would just like to say this has been an interesting week

It’s so cool being on a plane and wearing noise reducing headphones and a mask and hearing a consistent cough. Please god be a smoker

some #pronoun jokes
#standupcomedy #nonbinary #neopronouns

there’s no way anyone could misinterpret this film, it’s hammering you over the head with how blatant the message is! *reads one Reddit review thread* I’m becoming a monk

If some people don’t get a scene in a film, that’s to be expected. But if everyone doesn’t get a scene in a film, and has to work overtime to explain why it’s there, it’s proof the film is not good. In this essay, I will explain why Ari Aster is a bad filmmaker

It’s so cool how this just keeps happening forever

*weeks not months btw

I sent another email since I got no answer. Did they lie? Was it a trick?

My darling pig (cat) is sleeping with his head resting on my leg and it is so cute. Also guess who can’t sleep lol

damn I uhhhhh love my boyfriend or whatever

I feel like I’m still a little lost on how you’re meant to get posts seen by people on here, like I’ve figured out feeds but is there something else to do? Do people use tags?

I’m gonna start posting my funnier videos here after hearing the TikTok news. Anyways I do #standupcomedy

We are officially at “tomorrow I send an email about this because it’s been 12 months”

every day since I placed my order for free Cheetos pants I wonder when I will get them. Are they even real. What’s happening

I knew Cheesecake Factory was like, what poor people think fancy is like, but I didn’t realize it’s quite literally Applebee’s food for quality food prices. Like it’s the same cost as Michelin star restaurants we’ve gone to,,, for Applebee’s food. Bonkers

a picture of a vegan omelette on a plate. Omelette is made of vegan eggs, vegan cheese, and chopped onions

Been trying to get into vegan eggs because of *gestures vaguely around me.* I DO think they have a very similar flavor but the texture definitely works best when replacing omelets and not scrambled eggs. Getting them to not stick to the pan is also a bit of a challenge at times 🍽️

French onion soup, or as they call it, “Putain, c’est pas un soupe que nous mangeons ici a la France!!! Arrete!!!”

Satire websites are essentially just disinformation at this point

A good April Fool’s joke is to just text everyone you know, “Have you heard the gospel?” Everyone go try it

I like how April Fool’s jokes used to be just “text someone confessing to a crime!” That was a cool time period in society, when you didn’t have to worry about that sort of thing

I’m not done with it by any stretch but it’s cool just being able to fix it! I’m sure it tanks the resale value or whatever but I bought it to use anyhow