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@bonjasonja.bsky.social

MD to MSP. #skol

41 Followers  |  56 Following  |  47 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  1.5381

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Summertime said I heard yall was talkin shit !

21.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

You wouldn't survive an hour in the chat rooms I was raised

11.06.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

The AOL chats honed my internet skills πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

20.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 27
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When the crust is hard on the bread>>>>>>

And it’s chewy?????

02.04.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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Twitter is down on one of the biggest days of the year in the NFL. Bluesky…

10.03.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2976    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 61

Welp there was my answer real quick.

(Also the context of this meme πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ)

10.03.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nico Harrison pulled this stunt in a place with a high concentration of unregulated firearms and that’s wild to me.

05.03.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pork belly bites…

09.02.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

Leaving the WHO when your first run has a major pandemic is a wild move

27.01.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

Commanders picked the worst possible day to have frying pans for hands.

26.01.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Today we learned that maybe I should have bought a treadmill mat under this walking pad.

Kiss that deposit goodbye πŸ˜”

26.01.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy 🀣

26.01.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do I keep seeing things about hands?

26.01.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You’re part of the problem if you see people trying to come up with a way to resist and you start poking holes in their ideas without bringing any solution to the table. Help us!!!

25.01.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

17.01.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28297    πŸ” 3110    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 102

Vaseline brands do not even cost that much to look like you have grayscale πŸ˜”

16.01.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just yelled and laugh snorted at the same time

15.01.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My ol lady’s been sick all day in and out of fever dreams. I took her some pot liquor off the greens in a little cup and sat it by the bed. Why five minutes later this woman asking for some black eye peas and cornbread not once but twice! That pot liquor gonna do what NyQuil can’t every single time😭

02.01.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Going to be getting a lot of use out of this one..

29.12.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 370    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7
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Remembering George Michael Today on the 8th Anniversary of His Passing (December 25, 2016) Please join the Albumism team in celebrating George Michael’s musical legacy and share your personal memories of him with us.

Remembering George Michael today on the 8th anniversary of his passing (December 25, 2016) | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here:

25.12.2024 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 19
Negro Solstice

Negro Solstice

Happy Negro Solstice!

Today, the strength we possess merges and we rise in harmony as the glorious negrofied race.

21.12.2024 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 927    πŸ” 413    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 116

Do you know how diabolical you have to be to defund Sesame Street

18.12.2024 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6

Fair is fair!

15.12.2024 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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