Mucci Wally Wally, Mucci Bang Bang

Lmaoooo I’m not getting a new one, but I could be persuaded to be a Nintendo Switch mule for y’all lol

Needing a foreigner’s blessing to use the name of an animal that only exists where the team represents is wild, capitalism is a disease.

Imagine if like, a British company had a character named Seattle Sonic or something, and trademarked that name, and then we tried to add the Sonics back to the NBA.

Similarly, the Australian Football League will be adding a Tasmania team in 2028, the Tasmania Devils.

They had to negotiate with Warner Bros. to use the name, because they trademarked “Tasmanian Devil”.

A2. I have a seemingly small bladder, so I’d get to talk to Tika Sumpter a lot lol

OH MY GOD, JAYDEN CAMPBELL

Jesus Christ omg fucking holy hell god damn, I love my soon to be alma mater

LET’S GO TERPS, BABY

OH MY FUCKING GOD TERPS LET’S GO HOLY SHIT

(I graduate next May, btw)

My Terps took care of business, we love to see it 😤🐢🔴⚪️⚫️🟡

🎶Rick Dees and the weekly top fortyyyy🎶

You’d think he’s the first Japanese player in the MLB. And of course, some of it is due to him being the greatest, but we don’t see that in the States. Like, LeBron isn’t plastered all over Akron the way Shohei is over in Japan.

Dude, it’s nuts. I think it’s especially hard to explain because Americans don’t really have to “break into” cultural relevance. After living here in Australia, I’ve learned that, no matter how big or populated an island is, breaking into American culture is a huge deal.

Like, every bar and restaurant has a Shohei jersey and a Shohei poster. Your bus driver will have a Shohei bobblehead.

I’m kinda sad we missed the Dodgers-Cubs series, but that would’ve been pandemonium on unthinkable levels.

Bro, I cant even explain it. They’ve got 130 million people and have had 80+ dudes in the MLB, but even IN TOKYO you’d think you were in a small town that’s had their first pro athlete ever.

Also, we went to Japan for 2 weeks and I cannot emphasize enough how big Shohei Ohtani is over there.

Because whatever you’re imagining is not even close.

Like, this is one of the most wholesome shows available.

In the first episode, she does some beekeeping, her friend comes to visit and she makes bath salt and little snack bags for his guest room, they make some pasta, beeswax candles, a cake, and some tea.

Taking a break from my break to say that I’m watching the Meghan Markle Netflix show,and you are an absolute BITCH if you have a problem with this show.

Anyone here speak Tongan 🇹🇴?

Ahh sorry, I really don’t know much about that, tbh. It couldn’t hurt to get that info though?

America is such a shithole that the “Chiefs Super Bowl LIX Champions” shirts won’t be sent overseas this time.

Anyway, back to my break.

Take it easy, y’all.

Congrats Eagles fans and Philadelphians.

Not a bad onside attempt, though lol

Ah lol

I always forget this, my mind just can’t accept that it was a national championship game lol

Lmao

Seahawks-Broncos?

Oh, I had assumed that was offsides for KC