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"Close-up screenshot from Fox News of U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro on set, mid-rant with an exaggerated, wide-eyed grimace of frustrationβpursed lips, tilted head, and intense stareβagainst a blurred American flag backdrop. Meme caption overlays the bottom: 'The face you make when you canβt convict someone of throwing a sandwich.' Satirical nod to her failed prosecution of 'Sandwich Guy' Sean Dunn, acquitted Nov 6, 2025. ππ₯ͺ #SandwichGate #PirroFail"
Monday chuckleπππ
10.11.2025 11:11 β π 254 π 51 π¬ 21 π 1Love the smirking eye roll. HJ has some serious snark in reserve.
10.11.2025 19:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Uh, no way. He did not actually say this...did he? Because if he did, he's literally advocating for a major mid-air disaster.
#FireDuffy
George, 47's entire reign is itself satire...courtesy of Satan.
09.11.2025 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She was great in White Lotus, but I doubt she was acting there.
09.11.2025 19:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As Biblical epics go, fairly corny, although the final scene at the temple is redeeming.
Yes, Hedy is smart...and super π₯.
Wahlberg was a decent actor once upon a time.
09.11.2025 17:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's really grotesque about this interview is how Duffy says over and over "I have X contollers..."
He has NOTHING, yet the mantra of ownership of government assets now infects our leadership.
The controllers work for the FAA, not Duffy, and the FAA is funded by US, the American people!
well it is that time of year again...
07.11.2025 23:04 β π 637 π 138 π¬ 20 π 5Perhaps in the spirit of their previous moniker, the "Redskins" should indeed honor 47 with a salute to his reign...either "Crazy Horse Stadium'" or "Sitting Bull Arena."
08.11.2025 23:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0His summation of JD Vance is beautiful...
07.11.2025 22:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me more about βSleepy Joe.β
07.11.2025 21:55 β π 24342 π 8053 π¬ 953 π 447Nothing says βfit to leadβ like napping through your own medical endorsement. Get Grandpa Don to bed. π€¦π½ββοΈ
07.11.2025 15:37 β π 15777 π 5990 π¬ 1134 π 549Bring Jon Gruden back.
(Am I horrible for saying that?)
I blame it on the blow job.
07.11.2025 19:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holy psychopath, it just hit me...
07.11.2025 19:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He spent Bidenβs entire presidency calling him βSleepy Joeβ. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.
07.11.2025 12:03 β π 8860 π 2972 π¬ 766 π 247He'll have to buy ABC to appear on Dancing With the Stars...and even then it's a stretch.
07.11.2025 04:48 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Remember the time Obama personally caught a fainting woman during his speech β rather than just blankly staring like a sociopath?
Character isn't something you tell people about.
It's something you live.
Nice music, but I can think of an Oingo Boingo song that's much more appropos.
07.11.2025 04:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell me that's a bedroom over the trolley tracks.
07.11.2025 04:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Someone should name a sandwich after Judge Whinebox...tongue with Limburger cheese and red onions on sourdough...the Pungent Pirro.
07.11.2025 04:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're a bit of a ham, sir.
06.11.2025 21:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0MTG sounds shockingly sane and civil. WTF?
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