Richard Beeching

As I age and everything else turns to shit, they’re the only endearing physical feature left.

With Bertie, the greatest cat, so very sadly leaving us over Christmas just shy of his 17th year, the house felt empty, so please welcome Maggie. She’s a rescue from a broken home who’s defied all timid warnings and now owns the house and us. We love her.

Maybe there’s a future in Hor Decking?

She’s mad. They are all mad.

Where does one get a giant cat content mixing board? Asking for me.

Well that gets a big fat follow!

Good mood, melancholic. Down in the dumps, happy tunes. Striving for equilibrium I guess.

@richardbarbieri.bsky.social welcome! much better here my friend.

‘Aroute’ is clearly some of your fluent forrin’ speak, so I’m saying Morse is the nonsense, inspector.

What a fucking cunt.

(Follow for more insightful and accurate input.)

And in 2027 to prove you’re not circumcised… Four Skinha Lifetime.

(sorry)

(genuinely)

Little known fact: Brian Eno has long left arm with a tongue-like hand.

illegals?

It’s the paper du-every-fucking-jour in my Mum’s care home. When she could read it certainly wasn’t that filth. Quite possibly many others, but no, old cunts = right wing nutter cunts. Apparently.

I (and many others) left Twitter for good reason.

Bluesky does not need soiling with screenshots of what rancid, feral ****s like Lozza Fix are saying over there.

Can we please just leave him and his ilk to fester in their manky cave.

On a mushroom risotto. Few cheeky prawns thrown in for the non-veggies. And thanks! Was well tasty.

Cats and cricket? I’m in.

Yeah, it’s how I coped on Saturday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

A bit scraggy in his dotage but we think he’s beautiful.

The early morning double shout.

I have collated a strangely round number of things

Discovered Andrew Hill late. Ended up costing £££. There’s one LP that’s tough to get IIRC. Know it?

Prince Bertie. Shiny. Furry Shitboots. Whingebag McSkids. My best mate, 16yo and still going strong. #Caterday

👀 searches ‘fart gun’…

Waterloo by the way is glorious. OK, a slave to commercialism, but, whatever. My ‘usual’ Victoria is its dodgy uncle from the 80s.