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@smolizzyhands.bsky.social

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Latest posts by smolizzyhands.bsky.social on Bluesky

The girl was not so long ago self-satisfied, yet she will become fed-up.

15.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Her: Your dating profile says that you are into high culture and enjoy Opera. What is your favorite work?

Me: It's a toss-up between "Kill the Wabbit" and "The Rabbit of Seville." It really depends upon the mood.

14.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 88    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 2
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Happy Birthday to one of the funniest guys ever, Chris Farley, seen here before a show at the Ark Improv Theatre in Madison, WI in ‘87.

15.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 42    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0

Tiktok took this video down seconds after we posted it on there. They said it goes against their community guidelines. But we checked and kissing doesn’t go against their guidelines.

We appealed it and minutes later Tiktok actually completely deleted our account.

15.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1
polish chicken, dark body with yellow hair in the head

polish chicken, dark body with yellow hair in the head

chicken cononíl went blonde!!!

15.02.2026 14:38 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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February sprout mail rewards - Click to view on Ko-fi Follow magikbeanshop on Ko-fi

I'm running my business full-time, so monthly support is extremely helpful! I just uploaded this month's sprout mail reward, take a look!

my goal for this month is to get 100 subs, tiers range from 3$ for digital wallpapers -> 100$ for custom illustrations & linocut clothes

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15.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

I AM SORRY THIS GAME RELEASED 2 DAYS AGO ??? DID THEY FIRE THE ENTIRE TEAM BEHIND IT ??????????????? WHAT YOU MEAN POST LAUNCH SUPPORT HAS ENDED ???

15.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 22    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0
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#bloomcounty #berkebreathed

15.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

He was half right

15.02.2026 10:08 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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custom plushie order service Commission available on Ko-fi.com

I'm opening a service making custom plushie order. making design, and contact with factory also sending it to you.
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15.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 19    🔁 15    💬 2    📌 1

I'm such a sucker for stories that circle around our guys recognizing how beautiful they are, inside and out. There's so much soft care in Kalan's fic. It makes me melty. 🥰 🧡 I think this is the biggest I've ever drawn Ed's eyes.

#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

15.02.2026 13:55 — 👍 44    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

not generally an h-b lover when I was a kid but Yogi’s Gang (a name I’ve been trying to recall for years) is on here and that was such a melancholy show. Cartoon animals travel the galaxy in search of “the perfect place.” Everywhere they go, perfection is an illusion. This is actually the show

15.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 217    🔁 7    💬 11    📌 0

You didn't react when there were proportionally less women on conferences, papers, panels, awards, media appearances and senior positions.
Didn't use your elevated societal position to chase after misconduct allegations or hold iffy colleague accountable.

For decades.

15.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 59    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

die hard though

i don't have friends or family that i can stay with if i leave here and the car isn't in my name

i wish i had a better answer for you and that my life was more normal

15.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
I really hope you're okay and you have someone in your life looking out for you

I really hope you're okay and you have someone in your life looking out for you

i don't want to go on the internet and tell lies. i don't think there's anyone looking out for me except whoever reads this because it's my job to look out for other ppl. not a literal job with a paycheck, and no one has told me recently it's my responsibility to like look out for others. old habits

15.02.2026 13:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"The male loneliness epidemic" and "violence against women and girls" are perfectly backwards. These are issues of women feeling unsafe to be around men because men are incredibly violent towards women

12.11.2025 10:31 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

And people who aren't family members now have more incentive to kill the victim to ensure they're never identified.

15.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 45    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 0

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

15.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 709    🔁 173    💬 12    📌 3
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Erika Kirk Faces Backlash Over Alleged 'Inappropriate' Texts With A 15-Year-Old: 'Absolutely Vile' Purported Texts Between Erika Kirk And A 15-Year-Old Go Viral Sparking Backlash And 'Grooming' Allegations

every last conservative is a fucking pedophile holy shit www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

15.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 440    🔁 115    💬 13    📌 25

Whoopass comes from a can
It was put there by a man in a factory downtown

15.02.2026 08:13 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

as a result of my crashing out about ppl knowing i was a csam victim, i got temporarily blocked on a sns i quit posting on by a 67 year old retired former network head

15.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

about me that i wasn't supposed to know

there was a point recently
where i thought l*zzo had blocked me on instagram, a platform i have an acct on but don't use, but his profile is loading now so maybe that didn't happen

that would actually be funny if that was the only thing that happened

15.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

idk what else to say tonight

it sucks this happened to andy and that i know what i know

i can't really feel empathy for myself though

no one's ever approached me and said they feel bad that this thing happened to me, or that they didn't think it was hilarious that people knew something

15.02.2026 09:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
facebook memory

photo: a car odometer that reads “80085 km”

caption: Odometer reached BOOBS km
September 8, 2015 with Matt

Thank you Matt, for your aid in capturing this joyous memory on camera.

facebook memory photo: a car odometer that reads “80085 km” caption: Odometer reached BOOBS km September 8, 2015 with Matt Thank you Matt, for your aid in capturing this joyous memory on camera.

one day, my coworker called me at 10AM asking if i could pick him up from the hospital after a kidney stone and i was like “lmao oh boy you really don’t have anyone else to call do you” and that was also the day my odometer rolled over to BOOBS KM so anyway this is our 10th valentine’s day together

15.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 1879    🔁 196    💬 16    📌 9

The house, like the girl, gathers souls.

15.02.2026 08:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Late night boost

15.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 9    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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Lemonheads Singer Evan Dando Hospitalized for Mental Health Issues Lemonheads singer Evan Dando has been hospitalized for mental health issues, after a fan posted an account of receiving unwanted DMs.

au.variety.com/2026/music/n...

15.02.2026 08:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

woe upon he who puncheth my dick, for upon him my curse will lay heavy

15.02.2026 07:45 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

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