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The ASOIAF fandom is starting to talk more about GRRM's creepy excerpts and it's frankly long overdue.

19.02.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(cries in mohawk)

31.01.2026 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I finished Dispatch in one sitting and loved every second.

29.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll probably die before facing any real consequences, but the silver lining is that we get to watch.

26.01.2026 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Aging in place" is a delusion unless you are wealthy. You'll need to renovate the house to make it elder safe (remodeling bathrooms, installing grab bars, chair lifts, disability-friendly storage, etc). If you want a live-in caregiver, you will need to provide them with a room/bathroom.

24.01.2026 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Most Boomers and Gen Xers are going to lose everything they worked for to pay for elder care. Elder care is not covered by insurance and it costs, at minimum, $1k per week per parent. And you might have to sustain that for years. Decades, even. The elder care crisis is going to devastate families.

24.01.2026 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so glad I didn't have kids in this era.

07.01.2026 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've yet to see any source that adequately explains how Jeffrey Epstein went from being a regular schoolteacher to one of the most powerful sex traffickers in the world. The narrative always skips the HOW.

20.12.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

During a work conference there was an icebreaker segment about Canadian celebrities and when Drake's picture popped up on the projector the entire room laughed.

18.12.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

InDesign 2026 just straight up doesn't work. ๐Ÿ’€

21.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump can never talk about Bill Clinton ever again. He will never live this down.

Thanks Putin.

19.11.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"San Francisco is using $9 million from contingency funds to provide half the money for a public-private partnership that plans to buy prepaid cards for SNAP recipients in the city."

Can't wait for that P3 to be awarded in 2 years so the recipients can get their benefit cards in 5 years.

02.11.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently a lot of people saw The Truman Show and didn't realize it was a cautionary tale.

25.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll never skip an Expedition 33 reaction video.

19.10.2025 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remember that study that found 10% of Disneyland employees (Cast Members) are homeless. I do.

Disneyland employs almost 40,000 people. That's ~4,000 people living on the streets because the largest employer in Orange County doesn't pay their staff enough to afford rent, even with roommates.

14.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Multimillionaire celebrities are advertising gambling games. Lovely.

10.09.2025 05:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Bye Sweet Carole

06.09.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The promos for Goodbye Sweet Carole are so good. I hope the game is fun.

06.09.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tom Cruise allegedly uses slaves from the Sea Org and abandoned his youngest child. How does he still have a positive reputation?

25.08.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My sky high electricity bill for this month is gonna be worth every penny.

22.08.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Fall bag season is here!" Guys, it's still August. Calm down.

15.08.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We've had an AI specialist at my job for a few years now and nobody knows what the fuck he does. ๐Ÿ˜‚

03.08.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Men who can afford gold diggers call those women trophy wives.

02.08.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My nieces want to play more complex games now that they're older but they totally suck at combat so every time they see an enemy they scream and pass me the controller. ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.07.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Expedition 33 is peak gaming. Argue with your mama about it.

26.07.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish marketing departments actually had as much power as people on Reddit think we do.

08.07.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anyway, you realize we have a moral duty to resist any american actions against iran just as much as we have a moral duty to stand up for palestine, right?

or are you still brainwashed

19.06.2025 07:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 894    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Realizing the Gestrals are paint brushes. #expedition33

20.06.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The manosphere really got these dudes out here broke, balding and all alone.

18.06.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone thinks they have dark humor until they meet children of dead parents. We will send you to the fucking void.

17.06.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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