LancePants

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When you somehow forget a recording session was scheduled today, 15 minutes late and now rushing to get online:

Being asked, "You can't do NSFW jobs?" is the same thing as saying, "You can't suck a dick?"

I CAN. I just choose not to.

I MEEEEEEEEEEEAN

FIRST TIME GETTING PAID TO DO WALLA SOUNDS LET'S GOOOOOOO

Words hurt. Don't be a bully.

Reuploading my reel for reasons. Hi I'm Ashley and I voice act!

I'm cheering all of you on

GIVE ME BACK MY DICK

The ol' Shutter N' Pass Out

Best I can do is loving cuddles and kisses

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I want to be creative but my emotions are going haywire

I HATE IT HERE

The embodiment of, "What did you just say to me?"

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My shoulder blade hurts like hell every time I move too hard or breathe too heavy

Today was suffering

Without Writers, we wouldn't have words
Without VAs, we wouldn't have voices
Without editors, we wouldn't have immersion
Without listeners, we wouldn't have a reason to put in the effort.

I myself am truly grateful to all involved in the process, from the first written word, to last listened❤️

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Hell yeah! That's the spirit!

With both @littlekuriboh.bsky.social and @sonicmega.bsky.social having made excellent threads on "The State of The Voice Over Industry", and I bow to their lengthy experience within it, I wanted to add a bit of my own thoughts to the current state of things. (Thread Begin)

This week's schedule is out!

Wednesday is REPO for Girl Game Night! We wanna see the new update!

Friday we'll be back in Hyrule to work on the Champion's Ballad DLC!!

Can't wait to see everyone!

#Twitch #Affiliate

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Not to brag but...

I've spent only an hour on social media this week

Social media detox working well

Delicious method acting

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Yay for legal drugs!

> Spending hours on voice work
> Gets real hungry
> Gets a massive need for oatmeal
> Knows if I have it, I'll get massive mouth clicks
> Suffers

*Gets a call at 8:25 PM*

Me: Bro, who are you? Go to jail.

Satanical Goddess

#poetry

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No horny

I see a lot of people feeling defeated with creating, especially VTubers, because they haven't booked that big gig or making a ton of money or whatever

I don't think material gains should be a measure.

Are you doing what you want? Are you happy doing it?

Ask yourself that.

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Depression's got nothing on you. You're a strong mofo that will beat depression to the ground.

Don't let it win.

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Some people's audacity hit me so hard I forget who I am for 5 minutes

Satanical Goddess
#poetry #poetryreading