Alpha N.

Hi! So uh... these fell out of your purse. Um, what is the meaning of this?

📸 Technically Deficient Photography

Today, we are watching Andrew Lloyd Webber's Love Never Dies.

Raoul is SOOOOO extra.

I had a full on neurospicy meltdown. Even threw up due to the anxiety. The fix? It was super simple and didn't take much time. I freaked out for nothing!

YAY! GOOD MORNING!

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign .

Me being unbothered ALL 2025

@iammrvaldez.bsky.social thank you for the video.

THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY VOICE!

AND THEY FUCKING RAN OVER GRANDMA!!!

"...A jewel in his unconscious mind
A miracle, a precious find
But in the end he's all alone
He wakes up and his jewel is gone
There's a heaven and he knows it's true
But he's back on earth just missing you
And it's hell on earth
Missing you
Back where he started
Missing you" -Missing You Loudan W.

It says Protect Trans Kids in white letters on a red background.

*taps the glass*

YOU HAVE A SNAKE? WHAT KIND?

can’t stop thinking about this Mary Oliver poem 🥹

Image of cranberry jelly from a can, with characteristic ribbing.

Sorry for the canned joke.

@brokenglassfoto.bsky.social photographs the baddie in me. I LIVE!

#creepme #alphathemusical

The look, fam. That "black bitch, what?" Look that white women get when you correct them is SO incredibly apparent.

Last night I decided to make something with the Italian sausage I said I absolutely did not want and they were delivered any way. I'd never used this sauce before and it was delicious.

She be like that. She also hides my ear pods so it's a chosen life.

I mean I'd be furious!

I'm having such a good time not posting and then remembering that BlueSky exists. Look at my cat 😀

a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van ALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van

Where do I put my feet?

Yas

hey man I’m gonna have a girl over later so can you keep the Gregorian chants to a minimum

LET'S GOOOOO!

What button do I push?