Old Bacon Face

People don’t remember Dan?

That’s why Yoda got into the habit of front loading the object in his syntax.

If you think Bluesky lacks diversity of thought because people make fun of you when you say something dumb, what you’re looking for is less diversity of thought, not more.

Yet another upside to getting the pope job

Truly the sneer of cold command

“Deporting” feels inaccurate when they’re abducting citizens and trafficking them to foreign countries

It would be great to see more cars that fit the road and aren’t designed to kill pedestrians

It’s resign or telecommute from prison.

It’s the happiest time of the year!

I’m using copper wires at this very moment.

If a shutdown gave trump more power, the gop would manufacture a shutdown. They’re pressuring you to become a collaborator because that benefits them.

The GOP could also propose a budget that isn’t actively hostile to US interests. That’s another alternative to shutting down and one I think is worth considering.

We’ve tried having one Elon Musk, I think we owe it to ourselves to try having zero.

Why is she shouting at that nice snake?

You’re going to hurt the feelings of the small (and presumably terminally ill) child who designed this shirt.

Why mess with perfection?

They’re not wrong, it is very difficult to have a functioning democracy when one of the parties doesn’t have an issue with nazis.

When I hear something weird at night in Charlottesville, I assume it’s a fox.

Think of all the time we can save by having llms expand outlines into longer emails that the recipients can have other llms cut back down to outlines.

It’s so hard to make new friends as an adult

I’m so glad I saw this today because I was about to have a not right mind, but now it seems like a bad idea.